Ewwwwww weeeee ( remix )

[funky bass intro]

[Verse 1]
 ever since I was a little funky boy 
I played with all my little funky toys 
looked like dirt,  but I played till it hurt
making all that funky noise 

 I moved to the beat 
you left a wet spot in your seat 
I play to hard 
leave a handprint on your cheek
squirt so far 
but then there comes the stink 

[pre-Chorus]
I may be funky 
and dirty as can be 
but that smells is musty and moldy
but while you getting wetter 
the smell dont get no better

[Chorus]
ewwwwww weeeee
dont funk with the smelly pussy 
ewwwwww weeeee 
if that thang is funkier then the beat 
keep you skank ass from round me 
dont mess with that funky pussy 

[verse 2]
if you get a stank ol whoosh
give that girl a douche 
dont mess with that funky pussy
if you see it start to steam 
you think its turning green 
dont fall cause its wet and mushy

even if no one's around dont try it in the brown
I know life is unfair 
but Dr.funky is in town, groove of penicillin is the sound 
stops the fire in your underwear 
does it itch where you sit, burn when you pee
thats what you get, for messing with 
that funky smelly, pussy 

[Chorus]
ewwwwww weeeee
dont funk with the smelly pussy
ewwwwww weeeee
if that thang funkier then the beat 
keep that skank ass from round me
I dont funk with that nasty pussy 

[verse 3]
it starts to growl 
I see the fear stirring in your eyes 
you turn around 
traumatized by the smell,you run and hide 
there's no disguise 

do the best that you can 
test it with your hand 
even if its summer's eve 
but smell like beach and sand 
like something died on land 
messing with that funky pussy 

[Final Chorus]
ewwwwww weeeee 
dont want a S . T . D
ewwwwww weeeee
dont want to burn when I pee 
ewwwwww weeeee
thang is funky as can be 

 EWWWWW WEEEEE
[Outro]

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