[funky bass intro]
[Verse 1]
ever since I was a little funky boy
I played with all my little funky toys
looked like dirt, but I played till it hurt
making all that funky noise
I moved to the beat
you left a wet spot in your seat
I play to hard
leave a handprint on your cheek
squirt so far
but then there comes the stink
[pre-Chorus]
I may be funky
and dirty as can be
but that smells is musty and moldy
but while you getting wetter
the smell dont get no better
[Chorus]
ewwwwww weeeee
dont funk with the smelly pussy
ewwwwww weeeee
if that thang is funkier then the beat
keep you skank ass from round me
dont mess with that funky pussy
[verse 2]
if you get a stank ol whoosh
give that girl a douche
dont mess with that funky pussy
if you see it start to steam
you think its turning green
dont fall cause its wet and mushy
even if no one's around dont try it in the brown
I know life is unfair
but Dr.funky is in town, groove of penicillin is the sound
stops the fire in your underwear
does it itch where you sit, burn when you pee
thats what you get, for messing with
that funky smelly, pussy
[Chorus]
ewwwwww weeeee
dont funk with the smelly pussy
ewwwwww weeeee
if that thang funkier then the beat
keep that skank ass from round me
I dont funk with that nasty pussy
[verse 3]
it starts to growl
I see the fear stirring in your eyes
you turn around
traumatized by the smell,you run and hide
there's no disguise
do the best that you can
test it with your hand
even if its summer's eve
but smell like beach and sand
like something died on land
messing with that funky pussy
[Final Chorus]
ewwwwww weeeee
dont want a S . T . D
ewwwwww weeeee
dont want to burn when I pee
ewwwwww weeeee
thang is funky as can be
EWWWWW WEEEEE
[Outro]
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