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Lyrics
[Verse]
Morning light and I awake oh no here we go again
Bathroom break it's time to take what's a guy supposed to do ooh
Family rules they say sit down but my pride it wants to stand
Conflicted man with toilet plans in a restroom wonderland
[Verse 2]
I approach the porcelain throne feeling like a king
But my kingdom's crumbling down can't do my thing
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
But I'm torn between the old and the new
[Chorus]
Sit when you piss the family says with glee
But I'm a man I wanna stand oh can't they see
The struggle's real inside my mind oh it twists and bends
A comedy of manners that never ends
[Verse 3]
Mornings are a battlefield between tradition and pride
My heart wants to stand tall but rules I can't abide
I'm stuck in a dilemma with each bathroom break
A manly stance versus the sit-down stake
[Bridge]
In the quiet I'm caught thinking of solutions in the night
Maybe there's a way to balance wrong and right
Could I half-stand half-sit make everyone pleased
Or just let go of ego practice what they preached
[Chorus]
Sit when you piss the family says with glee
But I'm a man I wanna stand oh can't they see
The struggle's real inside my mind oh it twists and bends
A comedy of manners that never ends
Details
GeneratedDec 30, 2024
Duration2:25
Credits
Prompt by
Romano5150
Romano5150ModelAria v4
Prompt
I need to sit when I piss, for my family. But I’m a man and I need to stand. Why am I so conflicted? Male voice comedy song Weird
