Ballistic tampon applicator

Ballistic... it’s a lifestyle.

Monthly drama? Throw it in the bin.

I don’t play defense, I’m out for the win.

Got the matte finish, custom in pink,

Fastest deployment before you can blink.

Mag in the grip, yeah, watch it just flip,

Style and the steel, baby, look at the drip.

Cramps in the lobby? Nah, that’s a hobby.

I’m tactical, baby, don’t call me a barbie.

One click, two click, feeling like a star,

I’m raising the stakes and I’m raising the bar.

B.T.A.—we the innovators,

Ballistic Tampon Applicators.

Rapid fire, yeah, we coming through,

Turning the red into something brand new.

Lock it, load it, watch the flow,

Ready for the heat? Yeah, we ready to go!

Look,

I’m the Boss, I’m the General, period. (Period!)

Checking the stats and they looking superior.

Six rounds deep, yeah the mag is translucent,

You still using that? Girl, that is ancient!

High-speed, long-range, tactical queen,

Keep it on the hip, keep the energy clean.

Available at all major retailers.

Rapid-fire disclaimer: Non-lethal. High-fashion. Extra magazines sold at the counter. Stay tactical.