(Help! Era Style)
(fast acoustic guitar, driving drums, tight harmonies, slightly breathless vocal delivery)
[Verse 1]
I was just walking home again
Same old street, same tired shoes
Nothing much ever happens here
Nothing much to lose
She said “hello” from the corner store
Like she already knew my name
I thought I might’ve seen her once before
But she looked at me the same
[Pre-Chorus]
She asked me things I couldn’t place
Like where I’ll be next year
I laughed it off, I looked away
But she was still right here
She said “I’ve been thinking of a house
With a garden and a light…”
I said “I really should get going now”
She said “we’ll talk tonight”
[Chorus]
Run Joe run, don’t look behind
She’s got a future mapped in her mind
Run Joe run, don’t slow down
She’s already picking a wedding gown
Help me now, I’m losing ground
Every step she’s still around
Run Joe run, run Joe run
[Verse 2]
She found me at the corner shop
Like it wasn’t strange at all
Asked if I preferred small or big names
Like she’d planned the call
She said “it’s funny how we fit
Like it’s something meant to be”
But I don’t remember signing up
For forever, or even me
[Pre-Chorus]
And she laughs like it’s already done
Like the ending’s been agreed
I keep smiling like I understand
But I don’t know what she sees
She says “you’ll like it once you try”
Like I’ve already said yes
But I’m trying to remember when
I agreed to all of this
[Chorus]
Run Joe run, don’t look behind
She’s got a future mapped in her mind
Run Joe run, don’t slow down
She’s already picking a wedding gown
Help me now, I’m losing ground
Every step she’s still around
Run Joe run, run Joe run
[Bridge (Help!-style breakdown)]
I try to be polite, I try to breathe
I try to say it straight
But every word I almost speak
Turns into something late
Now I’m not sure what I’ve said
Or what she thinks I meant
But somehow I just passed her once
And now she knows where I went
And I swear the street feels smaller now
Like it bends her way instead
And every time I turn around
I hear it in my head
[Final Chorus (building panic, stacked harmonies)]
Run Joe run, don’t look behind
She’s got a future locked in her mind
Run Joe run, don’t slow down
She’s already picking a wedding gown
Help me now, I can’t slow down
She’s in my thoughts, she’s in my town
Run Joe run, run Joe run
Run Joe run, run Joe run
[Outro (abrupt Beatles cut)]
I swear she said she’d wait outside…
I swear she said she’d wait outside…
(final chord hits and stops cold)