[Verse 1]
I knew a guy with money stacked high, Jet fuel and a passport life, Thought he'd show her all the things Most folks only see online.
Flew her over to Paris lights, Five-star rooms and marble floors, But she spent half the night out back Laughing with the kitchen crew some more.
[Pre-Chorus]
He was trying to impress her, But everywhere they'd go...
[Chorus]
She'd steal Pepsi from the Pope, Take a crown right off a king, Tell a movie star to loosen up And teach him how to two-step clean.
She don't care who's rich or famous, Everybody's just folks, That's why all of Europe talks About the girl who'd steal Pepsi from the Pope.
[Verse 2]
Had a duke in Scotland roasting s'mores, Burning marshmallows black as coal, Had an heiress writing down a recipe For party mix in a crystal bowl.
Movie stars were line dancing, Princes laughing till they cried, And the man who paid for everything Was standing off to the side.
[Pre-Chorus]
Watching every room she entered Turn into her own...
[Chorus]
She'd steal Pepsi from the Pope, Take a crown right off a king, Tell a movie star to loosen up And teach him how to two-step clean.
She don't care who's rich or famous, Everybody's just folks, That's why all of Europe talks About the girl who'd steal Pepsi from the Pope.
[Bridge]
She came back home on a Tuesday, Bought groceries after work, Never knew that halfway 'round the world They still tell stories of her.
[Final Chorus]
She'd steal Pepsi from the Pope, Smile and hand it right back too, Make the whole room feel like neighbors Five minutes after meeting you.
She don't care who's rich or famous, Everybody's just folks, Yeah, castles, clubs, and palaces Still talk about the girl who'd steal Pepsi from the Pope.
[Outro]
The rich man got a story, Europe got a joke, And everybody got a little bit better From the girl who'd steal Pepsi from the Pope.