[Verse 1]
Name’s Zach
In the same old jumpsuit
Walk in the room
Everybody looking spooked
Point to the corner
“Yo
Who hit that stink spray?”
But deep down
I know who lit the runway
Big fat mustache
Caterpillar on my lip
Every little wiggle
Got the homies talkin slick
I’m tryna play it cool
But my guts say “oopsie”
Every step I take
I’m still making poopy
[Chorus]
I smell like dookie
I can’t lie (can’t lie)
Try to blame it on the other guy (why?)
Pointin like “it’s you
” but it’s me all day
I’m the walking
Talking human stink spray
Yeah
I smell like dookie
That’s my curse (my curse)
Laugh it off
Man
It could be worse (could be worse)
Mustache twitchin’ like a bug on my face
Zach in the jumpsuit
Clearing out the place
[Verse 2]
Mirror in the bathroom
Staring at my face
“Should I shave this thing
Or lean into the disgrace?”
Line up the clippers
Then I start to second guess
This furry little problem
Kind of matches my mess
[Pre-Chorus]
Every room I enter
People scatter
People dash
But I still strut through
With my caterpillar ‘stache
If they’re gonna talk
I’ma own it anyway
Turn my dirty little secret
To a theme song every day
[Chorus]