

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Name’s Juan Clocked in late again, man, I ain’t lyin’ Hit the break room first, plate stacked, I’m fine Till that first big bite starts twistin’ my spine Next stop “corner office” with the out-of-order sign That stall my desk Porcelain chair, that’s where I flex Emails on my phone, pants ‘round my legs Whole crew lookin’ for me while I’m starin’ at the eggs (oh no) [Chorus] I’m on company time, on that company throne Turn the bathroom stall to my cubicle zone Eat a big meal, then I pay for the crime Stomach start talkin’, gotta handle it on company time Yeah, I’m on company time, boss blowin’ up my line Breakin’ all the tools while I’m breakin’ my spine If they ever fire me, I’ll still be fine ‘Cause my office is the bathroom on company time [Verse 2] Last week dropped a drill, that was ten grand gone Boss said, “Juan, what planet you on?” Forklift beepin’, shelves leanin’ all wrong Whole place shakin’ like a redneck song HR callin’ But I’m in stall ten scrollin’ and stallin’ They think I’m grindin’, I’m just survivin’ Sweatin’ through lunch while my gut’s revolvin’ (woah) [Chorus] I’m on company time, on that company throne Turn the bathroom stall to my cubicle zone Eat a big meal, then I pay for the crime Stomach start talkin’, gotta handle it on company time Yeah, I’m on company time, breakin’ stuff on the side Cost the whole job money, still I take that ride If they ever fire me, I’ll still be fine ‘Cause my office is the bathroom on company time
Tags
rap, Laid-back country trap beat with twangy acoustic riff and warm 808 groove; male vocals with a talk-sung, jokey flow in the verses and big shout-along hook. Harmonic backings on the chorus, light slide guitar fills, and a playful energy arc that builds from deadpan storytelling to rowdy bar-sing vibe by the last hook., country, hip-hop
2:06
No
2/17/2026