[Intro]
[Verse]
I woke up late, my hair’s a mess, the sun is shining in my face,
No rush at all, I stretch and yawn, still wrapped up in my blanket space.
I press play on that one song I always play when life feels slow,
But then my heel starts itchin’ bad — what’s goin’ on down there below?
[Pre Chorus]
I wiggle left, I shake my leg, and do a little sleepy jump,
I touch my toes, or try at least — oh wow, that cracked inside my rump.
I take a breath and start to move, pretend I’m sporty, fit, and hot,
Pull in my belly (don’t let it pop), and laugh because… well, I’m not.
[Chorus]
A-ha ha ha — I’m runnin’ in place,
With one sock off and jam on my face.
A-ha ha ha — I’m bouncin’ around,
Like I just won a dance-off I never found.
A-ha ha ha — the mirror says “no”,
But I say yes — let’s start the show!
[Verse]
I grab a glass, spill half the juice, then moonwalk past my grumpy cat,
Try squats but stop at number two, ‘cause breakfast sounds much better than that.
I jog in place like I’m in charge, arms flyin’ wild, like who’s the boss,
My brain is yelling “you look weird,” my body answers “that’s your loss.”
[Pre Chorus]
I kick the air, I spin around, I step on something — what was that?
A raisin? Toy? Or last night’s snack? I dance away, I won’t look back.
I’ve got no plan, no form, no guide — this workout’s built on pure improv,
But hey, at least I’m moving now… and feelin’ kinda fabulous.
[Chorus]
A-ha ha ha — I slide and I fall,
Then pose like I meant to do it all.
A-ha ha ha — I twirl in socks,
Then laugh ‘cause I just scared the dog.
A-ha ha ha — no gym, no rules,
Just kitchen beats and living room moves.
[Bridge]
Okay, deep breath… and one more spin.
I’m basically an athlete — just… within.
Where’s my medal? Where’s my snack?
Oh look, my will to move came back!
[Final Chorus]
A-ha ha ha — the lazy is strong,
But this silly groove keeps rollin’ on.
A-ha ha ha — the morning is weird,
But I kinda like this chaos here.
A-ha ha ha — I’m done, I’m toast,
Now let me chill and brag the most.
One hand up, now strike a pose,
Ignore the sweat, just smell the rose.
I wink, I spin, I point for fun —
Guess what, my friend? I am number one.