[Verse 1]
All these psychiatrists and talk show ladies lately
Sharing stories 'bout how women ain't putting up no more with angry men
But here I am again, after saying "no more"
Still chasing the storm
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m a storm chaser
There’s nothing better than the possible danger
And when my hair stands up from the electricity
When the sky turns green, around 70 degrees
Perfect for a tornado
[Verse 2]
I've always wrote things down to chart my course
Like the weather for the best fishing spots and lures to use
To lure… both fish. And men
But here I am again, baiting the hook
And look up and the sky’s turning green
This storm looks like it’s gonna be mean
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m a storm chaser
There’s nothing better than the possible danger
And when my hair stands up from the electricity
When the sky turns green, around 70 degrees
Perfect for a tornado
[Verse 3]
Mama said it’s in our blood, raised on chaos, rain and mud
We feel most alive when a storm’s rollin’ in
And here I am again, after the last one, running toward the wind
Same storm conditions
It started out in July, the love Cy.clone.
Then I had to take care of my sick old mom, and not him
And then the sky… turned green!
[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m a storm chaser
There’s nothing better than the possible danger
When my hair stands up from the electricity
And the sky turns green and it’s about 70 degrees
Perfect for a tornado
[Verse 4]
I’m out the door again, packing boxes in the wind
I’d rather live in my van
Than live with another angry man
Yeah, I'm a storm chaser, it always felt safer
To find a man with green skies overhead. Green skies ahead.
Yeah, I’m a storm chaser, a high-adrenaline racer
To find a man with green skies overhead.
[Bridge]
Then the Lord stepped in before the windows broke
Sitting at the top of an open cardboard box
Was an old dusty Bible, I flipped to the line
Where the Red Letters said, “Vengeance is mine”
Is shut the doors on the van, and changed my plan
[Outro]
With suitcases in hand I showed up at my friend’s. We’re Gonna wait out this storm in her basement. Where it’s safest. No more green skies ahead. No more chasing the storm. Amen.
[Fade out]