[humming to the beat and beer can opening sound effect before verse 1]
[Verse 1]
My Dodge smells like beer and hay
Your Ford got mud from yesterday
My truck's got a dent from June
Yours lost a hubcap in Tulsa, too
You say your truck's a work of art
Mine got a cooler in the back and a broken heart
We wash 'em, curse 'em, then we grin
'Cause the best damn truck is the one I'm in
[Pre-Chorus]
Tailgate down, moonshine run
We make a mess, but it's more fun
You brag yours can haul a mule
Mine just hauled you from the bar, fool
[Chorus]
My truck, your truck
Which one is tougher
My truck, your truck
Which one will suffer
Truck bed confessions
Mud on the seat
We got four good tires
Rumbling down the street (hey!)
My truck, your truck
Both dirty as hell
If the boys come laugh
We laugh back as well
[Verse 2]
Your tailpipe rattles when you kiss a curb
My exhaust sounds like a drunken bird
You got a lift kit, I got a prayer
Both of us need some fresh air
I found a can of chew in the glove-box
You found your ex's ring, how’s that fox?
Now we drive slow past the county store
Just to see who's got the louder roar
[Pre-Chorus]
Chrome's all scratched, paint's all thin
Still looks mean when we roll it in
If it starts, we call it blessed
If it stalls, we call it character, I guess
[Chorus]
My truck, your truck
Which one is tougher
My truck, your truck
Which one will suffer
Truck bed confessions
Mud on the seat
We got four good tires
Rumbling down the street (hey!)
My truck, your truck
Both dirty as hell
If the boys come laugh
We laugh back as well
[Bridge]
Last night your bench seat squeaked like sin
The moon was high and the cops rolled in
We said, "These ain't crimes, just truck romance"
Then we peeled out hard with a busted dance
[Final Chorus]
My truck, your truck
Which one is tougher
My truck, your truck
Which one will suffer
Truck bed confessions
Mud on the seat
We got four good tires
Rumbling down the street (hey!)
My truck, your truck
Both dirty as hell
If the boys come laugh
We laugh back as well
[Outro]
Park it crooked, let it gleam
Best damn trucks in the county scheme
My truck, your truck
Look out for that ditch
It won’t start now, ain’t that a bitch
