Drama? Never Heard of Her

Oops, I spilled glitter in your drama,

Sorry, babe — I only cry in Prada.

You texted “u up?” — I said “for what?”

You ain’t the vibe, you just a glitchy bot 💅

I walk like WiFi, always connected,

You scroll my pics, feel disrespected.

He said “You’re cute” — I said “I’m chaos,”

Left him on read while I shopped in Payless 😜

I eat anxiety for breakfast,

And wear depression like a necklace.

Dance through my problems in rhinestone heels,

Got haters crying — free refills!

💥 I don’t do sad, I do sparkle,

💥 I don’t do love, I do marvels.

If life’s a mess, then I’m confetti,

I party hard — cute and deadly!

🎉 Drama? Never heard of her.

🎉 Bad mood? I just murdered her.

🎉 All your favs? I’m weirder-er.

🎉 I’m the glitch in the algorithm, sir.

He said he’s rich — he rents his chain.

Flexing a Lambo made of pain.

I’m not your boo, I’m your karma,

Wrapped in glitter, dipped in lava.

My cat’s got more followers than you,

And better fashion too (meow, it’s true!)

I sleep till noon, wake up iconic,

Slay with no budget — still bionic.

Left foot? Sad.

Right foot? MAD.

Both feet? In designer bags.

Moonwalk through your tantrum storm —

I’m the rainbow after porn 😎

💥 I don’t do stress, I do sparkle,

💥 I don’t do tears, I do marvels.

If you hate me, get in line —

But bring snacks, babe, I look fine.

🎉 Drama? Never heard of her.

🎉 Mood swings? I just blurred her.

🎉 You’re a glitch? I’m a server.

🎉 This beat slaps harder than your ex’s burner.

Haha. You mad?

Go cry in your group chat.

✨ Bye, losers. ✨