[[Интро — детские синты, быстрые вздохи, поедание чего-то хрустящего]]
Chomp! Mmm… crunch…
Oops!
I did it again…
No, not Britney-style. More like… 🍩🍕🧁🍫!!!
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[[Куплет 1 — быстрый, с причмоками]]
Woke up sad — ate a croissant.
Felt some guilt — ate a whole baguette.
Tried to cry — but my mouth was full,
of choco-drama-stressy-regret.
I’m not emotional, I’m just…
hungry for inner peace (and cake).
I called my therapist — she said,
"Maybe stop licking the plate."
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[[Переход — ]]
Oh no!
I dropped my hope in the frosting again!
Oop!
Catch it!
Too late — it's in my stomach, friend!
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[[Припев — с «ой» и «ай» в каждом такте, супер милашно]]
🎶 Oi oi oi! Ai ai ai!
I eat my pain like apple pie!
Oopsie-doops! Yum yum cry!
No more tears — just curly fries!
Oi oi oi! Ai ai ai!
No one saw me snackin’ why?
Stress? Depressed? Repressed? Blessed!
I just made a mess! 🍦💥
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[[Куплет 2 — перегруз эмоций, с фоновой истерикой]]
Phone screen cracked — so I chewed gum 'til I sobbed.
Ex texted — I ate a candle. (By mistake?)
Gym called me back — I ghosted them
and made out with a cheesecake.
My fridge?
A graveyard of feelings.
My scale?
A lying little b*tch.
My cat?
Judging me silently
while I dip tears in Cool Whip.
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[[Бридж — будто перепела, с задыхающимся смехом]]
Ha-ha-hangry
Hallelujah!
I’m a snack AND a disaster.
Bless this belly —
it’s my soft emotional armor.
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[[Финальный припев — танцевальный хаос, всё в реверсе, с орущим “АЙ!”]]
🎶 Oi oi oi! Ai ai ai!
Stuffed my heart with cherry pie!
Broke my brain? Well, here’s a bun!
Call me cute and pass the rum!
Oi oi oi! Ai ai ai!
Stress is sweet when deep-fried, hi!
I don’t need no deep reflection —
I’ve got crunchy self-protection! 🧁💥
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[[Аутро — глупо, с полуревом и поцелуем в пончик]]
“Oops… I ate my last nerve.
Tasted like… sprinkles.”
Vladimirboriss02
