Damn Danielle

hey it's me Dan yelll

please somebody freakin help

I'm being chased by 3 clowns

down the street

and I think one of them

is Charlie Sheen

I'm trying to get back to my hotel

so i can get head from Ryan reynolds

hey it's me again Danyell

im in a 18 wheeler with Denzel

yeah Washington gonna go chill at his crib

eat some pork soup with his fans

bone marrow and shit

headed back from Alabama

Denzel left me in a waffle house bathroom

and found this number written on the wall it said this is Leo for a good time call

then I walked down some long dark alley

near a bus stop traded sex for a shower

must have been good

they threw in a free stick of deodorant

a car pulls up I decided to get in it

license plate Ruh Roh

on the back says

Daddyohoho

being held hostage

retarded Gilbert grape

Dicaprio

sex in the backseat with 3 demons

one shot Leo in his eye with demon semen

must have burned pretty bad

cuz he just kept on screaming

I said don't cry Daddy oh oh

proceeded to pee on him

gave Leo a golden shower

back at the motel within an hour

bag of fish scale with some strange

Jamaican and Sarah Mcgheller

was about to have a threesome

but the Jamaican had deformed penis

so we gave each other oral

and masturbated on a pizza