Martian

(Verse 1)

I built a tower out of forks and pans,

Tried to call Earth with alien hands.

Sent a selfie with my Martian grin,

Caption: “I’m alive!” but no one tuned in.

I flashed SOS with disco lights,

Danced the moonwalk every night.

Even carved “HELLO” on the Martian floor,

But satellites thought it was decor.

(Chorus)

Hello Earth, can’t you see?

There’s life on Mars—it’s literally me!

I’ve got jokes, I’ve got tea to spill,

And Elon Musk? He’s Martian still.

(Verse 2)

I watched his rockets fly so near,

Screamed, “Bro, come home!”—but he can’t hear.

You left your charger and baby shoes,

And also that mixtape full of blues.

I sent him emails through cosmic code,

Subject: “Dude, it’s me—your Martian mode!”

He blocked me twice, then changed his name,

Now he builds Teslas and plays the fame game.

(Chorus)

Hello Earth, it’s not a prank,

This isn’t Mars’ version of a crank.

I’m the only guy on this whole red dome,

Singing to the stars—please come home.

(Bridge)

I set up WiFi using space junk,

Password's “ILiveHere123”—no funk.

Still waiting for a single ping,

Or maybe Elon to remember… something.

(Verse 3)

I even made a TikTok dance,

With space boots and a laser stance.

#LifeOnMars got one sad view,

From a bot named Carl in Kathmandu.

(Outro)

So Earth, don’t leave me on read,

I’ve got stories, snacks, and a Martian bed.

Bring Elon back, bring memes, bring fries,

And maybe look up once… I’m right here in the skies.

Hello Earth, yes—it’s true,

Life on Mars looks just like you.