Coffee drinking jerk

You hung up the phone on me, sis,

Didn’t even let me finish my sentence.

I’m sittin’ here like dang, for real?

Guess caffeine got you in your feelings.

You stomp around like you run the earth,

Actin’ brand-new since your coffee birth.

Yeah, Starbucks got you actin’ berserk —

My sister, the coffee-drinkin’ jerk.

Sip, sip — attitude on ten,

Sip, sip — here she go again,

You ain’t mad at me, girl, you just need a perk,

My sister, the coffee-drinkin’ jerk.

Every morning you a whole new mess,

Loud as hell in that caffeine dress.

One iced latte and you think you Beyoncé —

Girl, sit down, it’s Monday!

But hangin’ up on me? Now that’s rude,

I shoulda known by your “don’t talk” mood.

Still love you though, even when you smirk,

My sister, the coffee-drinkin’ jerk.

Sip, sip — attitude on blast,

Sip, sip — it’ll never pass,

One lil’ hang-up but it didn’t even hurt —

I still love my coffee-drinkin’ jerk.