[Verse]
Mashed potatoes flying like a food fight in the sky
Grandma’s throwing shade she says the turkey’s dry
Uncle's on the couch passed out in his tie
Chaos in the kitchen pies gone awry
[Prechorus]
Carving up the tension slicing through the air
Cranberry secrets spilling everywhere
[Chorus]
Thanksgiving drama oh it’s a feast
Pass the gravy but not your beast
Drama drama at the table it’s a riot
Someone serve the tea but keep it quiet
[Verse 2]
Cousin spilled the wine it’s a Merlot flood
Mom’s new centerpiece caught fire oh crud
Little Timmy’s crying he lost his bread roll
And dad’s outside deep-frying his soul
[Prechorus]
Pumpkin pie’s burning bridges in the oven
But somehow it still tastes like love and nothin'
[Chorus]
Thanksgiving drama oh it’s a feast
Pass the gravy but not your beast
Drama drama at the table it’s a riot
Someone serve the tea but keep it quiet