SUNG CHORUS (catchy):
Why you hang up on me, baby, what’s the reason?
Talking ’bout your phone died—AGAIN this evening
I’m at Popeyes waiting, smelling all that grease
And your phone died mid-sentence—R.I.P.
Why you hang up on me, swear it wasn’t fair
Phone on one percent living life with no care
I just wanted conversation, not a mystery
But your phone died so hard it made HISTORY
RAP VERSE 1:
Ay—
We was laughing, talking, everything cool
I said “they got spicy?”—then you said NOTHING, DUDE
Screen went black, no bye, no peace
Phone died faster than the biscuits at Popeyes, geez
I hit redial like it owe me rent
Phone said “call failed”—THAT WAS PERSONAL, I’m convinced
Cashier like “ma’am, your number called”
I said “hold up—my man phone just FALLEN AND IT CAN’T GET UP”
SUNG CHORUS:
🎶 Why you hang up on me, baby, every time?
Phone always dying at the WORST possible time
I’m hungry and annoyed, holding food and my pride
And your phone died again while I’m waiting inside
RAP VERSE 2 (funnier):
You call back breathing hard like you ran a mile
Talking ’bout “baby, I swear it died”—BOY STOP LYIN’
Your phone don’t shut off regular, it FAINTS
Needs a charger, a prayer, and emotional support, thanks
It never die on videos, scrolling all day
But soon as I start talking—battery say “NO MA’AM”
Phone on life support, need CPR quick
It die so much I should put flowers by that charger brick
SUNG BRIDGE (dramatic but funny)
🎶 Charge it, baby, please I beg
Get a car charger, wall charger, something that won’t play dead
I can deal with a lot but not this mess
Don’t let your phone die on me again—especially with CHICKEN LEFT
RAP OUTRO (talking rap)
Next time I’m in line, Popeyes packed
I need full battery, no funny facts
’Cause if your phone die while I’m ordering sides
I’m eating mad, laughing hard, AND STILL CALLING YOU BACK
[Female Vocal]