Phone died again

SUNG CHORUS (catchy):

Why you hang up on me, baby, what’s the reason?

Talking ’bout your phone died—AGAIN this evening

I’m at Popeyes waiting, smelling all that grease

And your phone died mid-sentence—R.I.P.

Why you hang up on me, swear it wasn’t fair

Phone on one percent living life with no care

I just wanted conversation, not a mystery

But your phone died so hard it made HISTORY

RAP VERSE 1:

Ay—

We was laughing, talking, everything cool

I said “they got spicy?”—then you said NOTHING, DUDE

Screen went black, no bye, no peace

Phone died faster than the biscuits at Popeyes, geez

I hit redial like it owe me rent

Phone said “call failed”—THAT WAS PERSONAL, I’m convinced

Cashier like “ma’am, your number called”

I said “hold up—my man phone just FALLEN AND IT CAN’T GET UP”

SUNG CHORUS:

🎶 Why you hang up on me, baby, every time?

Phone always dying at the WORST possible time

I’m hungry and annoyed, holding food and my pride

And your phone died again while I’m waiting inside

RAP VERSE 2 (funnier):

You call back breathing hard like you ran a mile

Talking ’bout “baby, I swear it died”—BOY STOP LYIN’

Your phone don’t shut off regular, it FAINTS

Needs a charger, a prayer, and emotional support, thanks

It never die on videos, scrolling all day

But soon as I start talking—battery say “NO MA’AM”

Phone on life support, need CPR quick

It die so much I should put flowers by that charger brick

SUNG BRIDGE (dramatic but funny)

🎶 Charge it, baby, please I beg

Get a car charger, wall charger, something that won’t play dead

I can deal with a lot but not this mess

Don’t let your phone die on me again—especially with CHICKEN LEFT

RAP OUTRO (talking rap)

Next time I’m in line, Popeyes packed

I need full battery, no funny facts

’Cause if your phone die while I’m ordering sides

I’m eating mad, laughing hard, AND STILL CALLING YOU BACK