(Verse 1)
In a house of eight on a council street
Lived a family full of noisy feet
Barbara, Tom, George, Susan, and Winnie
Then came Billy with a cheeky grin
Mum was busy, always on the go
Dad came back with a face like snow
Worked the factory line till late each night
But brought Billy Bar Six, his sweet delight
(Chorus)
Oh Billy, Billy the Bar Six Kid
The cutest thing that this town ever did
They gave him a box, put him up on a shelf
While the others just muttered and kept to themselves
With only a carmel and a jealous eye
They’d throw their shoes as they passed him by
But Billy just smiled, he was born to win
With his chocolate grin and dimpled chin
(Verse 2)
Toddler Billy, oh what a face
Even strangers stopped and gave him praise
The others glared as they swept the floor
While Billy got kisses and gifts galore
Every night Dad would make his pick
One Bar Six for his golden chick
The rest got crumbs, and a cold hard stare
But Billy got all the loving care
(Chorus)
Oh Billy, Billy the Bar Six Kid
The apple of the eye, the best that they did
Tom said, “Why him?” George said, “Not fair!”
But Billy just bounced down the old back stair
With a jumper stolen from Susan’s drawer
He wore it to school, they all wanted more
But Susan came home, found her sweater warm
And poor Billy got caught in a jumper storm
(Bridge)
Then Susan left for Butlins in a breeze
Billy said, “Finally, my room keys please”
Painted it blue, got a brand new bed
Where he wooed his girl and laid his head
Susan came home with a scream so loud
But Billy stood tall, strong and proud
She couldn’t fight him, she thought instead
Ill have to sleep with a hamster on my head
(Final Chorus)
Oh Billy, Billy the Bar Six Kid
The prince of the house, from the moment he slid
Out of the box on the old shelf high
With chocolate dreams and a sparkle in his eye
Still Mum’s boy, and Dad’s delight
Living in blue while the others took flight
From baby to king, yeah that’s what he did
Forever known as the Bar Six Kid
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