You"re my Valentine

I met you just after two-thousand

I know you were not about it

You just had your heart torn up into shreds

When I asked to take you to dinner

You were not sure that I was a winner

You just sat there in silence instead

The sudden quiet was entertaining

But quickly, you started explaining

I really think I"m just looking for a friend.

I assured you, you had just found one

That friend zones could still be fun

But that friend zone thing wasn"t the end

I"d ask you out a million times

So I could get to relive this life

I"m happy, babe

Cause you"re my Valentine.

We made it out on our date

Ruby Tuesday"s steak on my plate

I looked at you and spilled my water on my lap

We laughed about the liquid mess

I"m glad it didn"t get on your dress

I knew right then that my life had a different map

I"d ask you out a million times

So I could get to relive this life

I"m happy, babe

Cause you"re my Valentine

I knew one day we"d get married

Over the threshold, you"d get carried

We"d have a life of love, and we"d be fine

So here we are two decades later

I"m still glad I asked to date her

I just keep an eye on my water while we dine

I"d ask you out a million times

So I could get to relive this life

I"m happy, babe

Cause you"re my Valentine

You"re my Valentine.