[Intro – dramatic whisper]
No no no no—
not again…
why my brain buffering at 2%…
[Hook]
Nope, not again, my thoughts doing laps
Brain go brr like a soda can crack
Left foot trip then I moonwalk back
Reality lagging — Wi-Fi whack
No no no — here we go —
Head full static like an old radio
Chaos crew and we stealing the show
Too weird to quit so we roll with the flow
[Verse 1 – fast + silly]
Woke up late, put my shirt on wrong
Sleeves got beef, they fighting my arms
Toothpaste fell, now it’s on my sock
Why my day start looking like a cartoon flop
Toast popped up, scared me bad
Screamed so loud woke up my dad
Dog just stared like “you ain’t right”
Yeah bro I know, that’s the vibe tonight
Opened the fridge — light too bright
Pickles judging me left and right
Milk said “bro you lactose weak”
I closed the door like “don’t speak.”
[Pre-Hook – chant]
Tick tick tick my brain go pop
Elevator music but it never stops
Lost my phone while it’s in my hand
How I lose stuff I already have
[Hook]
Nope, not again, my thoughts doing laps
Brain go brr like a soda can crack
Trip on air then I blame the floor
Gravity got hands — I’m suing for sure
No no no — here we go —
Head full static like an old radio
Laugh too hard, can’t say no
Whole squad weird and we proud of the show
[Verse 2 – even goofier/faster]
Cereal talking, calling me “chief”
Said “pay rent” I said “good grief”
Fish in my dream got a 9–5 job
Now he my boss and he yelling “log!”
Microwave beep sound like war
I salute it back like “yes sir, four!”
Tried to be cool, slipped on pride
Did a backflip by accident — stuck the slide
Socks mismatch, that’s high fashion
Walk too fast start time traveling
Brain got tabs like ninety-two
One just says “WHY ARE YOU?”
[Breakdown – hype + funny]
HEY
WHO ATE MY LAST FRY
HEY
WHY THE SKY SO LOUD WHY
HEY
WEIRD KIDS NEVER DIE
JUST VIBIN’, CONFUSED, ALIVE
[Final Hook – loud/chanty]
Nope, not again, brain on skates
Running from problems but I tripped on grapes
Life too random, zero brakes
But we laughing hard so it’s all okay
No no no — but yes we spin
Chaos wins and we dive right in
Too strange, too loud, too fun to tame
If normal knocks — we don’t know the name
[Outro]
…hold up
why the ceiling breathing
nah
I’m going back to bed