[Verse 1]
Robert struttin’, thinkin' he a menace,
Talkin' tough, but his threats sound like Venice,
Canals of weak flows, sinking in his pride,
Claims he’s a lion, but the jungle don’t abide.
Jay sees through the smoke, laughs at the facade,
Robert’s shadow boxing, can’t land a nod,
Flexin' on the 'Gram, holding rented chrome,
A gangster on Wi-Fi, but soft in his zone.
[Chorus]
Robert, oh Robert, the gangster disguise,
Behind that front, just fear in your eyes,
You bark, but no bite, just a tale to devise,
Robert, lil Robert, your tough guy's demise.
[Verse 2]
Talks of “the block,” but his address suburban,
Actin’ all raw, but his stories uncertain,
Jay steps up, Robert stumbles and trips,
Words like bullets, but they jam from his lips.
Dinnertime threats with a napkin on his lap,
Calls it a "trap," but it’s mom’s chicken wrap,
He watches mob flicks, thinks he’s the Don,
But in this rap world, he’s a pawn overdrawn.
[Bridge]
Mirror, mirror, who’s the baddest of them all?
Not Robert, not Robert, just a man too small,
Imagination’s prison, trapped in the lies,
A gangster’s dream fades when the truth’s realized.