Karen

Let’s talk about the ones we all no them by Karen!

K is for the Karen who’s a massive fucking cunt,

A is for the attitude that makes you want to punt.

R is for the raging bitch screaming at the store,

E is for entitled — she thinks the world is hers and more.

N is for the nasty hag who’ll never shut her trap

Ohhhhhh fuck you Karen!

K is for the Karen who’s a massive fucking cunt,

A is for the attitude that makes you want to punt.

R is for the raging bitch screaming at the store,

E is for entitled — she thinks the world is hers and more.

N is for the nasty hag who’ll never shut her trap,

She’ll call the manager crying while her nasty ass is yapping.

Karen! Entitled whore with that stupid fucking bob,

Karen! Always pissed off, always starting some drama slob.

Karen! Karens suck, they’re the worst fucking breed,

Loud, rude, and useless — go choke on your chardonnay, you greedy tweed!

She’ll ruin every party, she’ll ruin every meal,

She’ll bitch about the temperature like her comfort’s a big deal.

She’ll yell at minimum wage kids for shit that ain’t their fault,

Then cry victim on Facebook like it’s all your goddamn fault.

Fuck that basic Karen. She’s the plague of every store,

Every flight, every block party, every goddamn chore.

If you see a Karen coming, better run the other way,

Before she calls the cops on you for breathing in her space today!

1. 2. 3. Go home Karen