[Verse 1]
By day he rides the block
Keys on his belt, badge on his chest
He signs the reports in ink
Keeps the bad ones under arrest
At six he clocks back home
Shoes by the door, kids asleep
Then he locks that secret room
Where the stars and spurs both meet
[Pre-Chorus]
He says, "Pass me the wig"
Then he grins like thunder
Boots hit the floor
Whole house starts to wonder
[Chorus]
Daddy's got a mullet
Daddy's got a plan
Star-spangled speedo
Saving every inch of land
Daddy's got a mullet
Boots on, mask off
When the moon comes up
He don't ever clock off
(Daddy's got a mullet)
[Verse 2]
Down the hall, past the laundry pile
He pulls that wig on slow
Front porch hero, back room champ
With a belt made out of glow
He vaults a fence with a lawn chair
Catches crooks by the snack shed light
Leaves a note on the windshield
"Try your luck some other night"
[Pre-Chorus]
Hear the screen door snap
That's his battle cry
Stars on his hips
And a fire in his eyes
[Chorus]
Daddy's got a mullet
Daddy's got a plan
Star-spangled speedo
Saving every inch of land
Daddy's got a mullet
Boots on, mask off
When the moon comes up
He don't ever clock off
(Daddy's got a mullet)
[Bridge]
Handcuffs in the tackle box
A donut in the cab
He'll coach your little league
Then flatten any crab
He makes bad guys nervous
Makes bedtime feel safe
All hail the deputy
With the wild front page
[Chorus]
Daddy's got a mullet
Daddy's got a plan
Star-spangled speedo
Saving every inch of land
Daddy's got a mullet
Boots on, mask off
When the moon comes up
He don't ever clock off
(Daddy's got a mullet)
[Outro]
Badge by day
Boots by night
Daddy's in the spotlight
Bad guys run
Kids sleep tight
Daddy's in the spotlight