Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Colton’s drinking coffee
Scrolling through his phone
You come crashing in like
“Bro
What vibe you on?”
You toss that question
Like it’s tea you’re owed
Like his heart is gossip
For your next upload
[Chorus]
Why you asking “why you gay” like that?
Like a soul comes with a user’s manual tag
Who he loves is not your quiz today
Colton’s just Colton
That’s all there is to say
(yeah, that’s all there is to say)
[Verse 2]
You say it like a riddle
You say it with a smirk
But it’s his real life
Not your lunchroom joke at work
If you wanna know him
Ask his favorite song
Ask him what he dreams of
Not what box he’s on
[Chorus]
Why you asking “why you gay” like that?
Like a heart needs reasons typed and stacked
Who he loves is not your quiz today
Colton’s just Colton
That’s all there is to say
(oh, that’s all there is to say)
[Bridge]
You don’t ask “why you straight”
You don’t ask “why you you”
So why you cross-exam his truth?
Try this line instead
Let it rearrange your head:
“Are you happy?
Cool
Me too.”
[Chorus]
So quit asking “why you gay” like that
Trade the side-eyes in for simple facts
Who he loves is beautiful
Okay?
Colton’s just Colton
And he’s living his own way
Yeah
Colton’s just Colton
That’s all there is to say
Style
playful acoustic pop with male vocalslight shuffle groove on drumsupright bassand hand percussion. verses stay dry and close-mic’d; choruses bloom with gang vocals and claps. keep it cheekyconversationaland quick—hooky enough for a viral clipminimal reverb so the punchlines land.
Prompt
Colton why are you gay
Credits
Prompt by
Crispycracker67
Crispycracker67GeneratedApr 1, 2026
ModelAria v5
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