Peak of light gets in my eyes
I guess its the morning
Roll to the side see that it’s noon
My moms final warning
She says that beds are meant for sleep
And I should start the day at 8
The only problem with that is
Sleeping is just to great
Once upon a time the “lazy song” was dropped
Listen to it for the first time
I then decided that it was
The way that I would spend my life
I like to stay in my bed
And do absolutely nothing
I like to lay in my bed
And pretend I’m doing something
All these go getters waste their time
and then they get burned out
That’s why bed rots the way to go
Never have to leave out your house
Bed rots the way to go because you never leave the house
Oh no! there’s no food in the fridge
I’m out of toilet paper and lotion
All these things are mandatory items so I’ll need to go get them
Common folk may think leaving the house is a must
In Uber Eats, DoorDash, and Instacart, we goddamn trust
Many many moons ago the “lazy song” was released
After listening to it once
This is how I’ll choose to be
I like to stay in my bed
And pretend I’m doing something
I like to lay in my bed
And do absolutely nothing
All these go getters waste their time
and then they get burned out
That’s why bed rots the way to go
Never have to leave out your house
Bed rots the way to go because you never leave the house
Bed rots the way to go because you never leave the house
B E D R O T the way to go
stay in the house
B E D R O T the way to go
stay in the house
I like to stay in my bed
And pretend I’m doing something
I like to lay in my bed
And do absolutely nothing…
I like to stay in my bed
And pretend I’m doing something
I like to lay in my bed
And do absolutely nothing
All these go getters waste their time
and then they get burned out (they get burned out)
That’s why bed rots the way to go
Never have to leave out your house
B E D R O T the way to go
stay in the house (stay in the house)
B E D R O T the way to go
stay in the house (stay in the house)