*(Verse 1)*
In the shadows of the schoolyard,
Where the laughter turns to fear,
I’ve summoned up the ancient,
The Krakish draws near.
With the power of the wedgie,
I command the bullies’ might,
From the depths of the underpants,
We rise to claim the night!
*(Chorus)*
Mastered the Krakish,
Awaken from your slumber!
Mastered the Krakish,
Unleash the chaos thunder!
Pull, pull, pull, let the fabric tear,
Wedgie warriors, we’ll lay them bare!
The wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie!
Awaken the wedgie, let the mischief be!
*(Verse 2)*
From the graves of forgotten pants,
Emerge the spirits bold,
With every tug and every yank,
A story to be told.
The ancient lords of wedgies,
Now answer to my call,
With each wedgie I deliver,
Watch the mighty fall!
*(Chorus)*
Mastered the Krakish,
Awaken from your slumber!
Mastered the Krakish,
Unleash the chaos thunder!
Pull, pull, pull, let the fabric tear,
Wedgie warriors, we’ll lay them bare!
The wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie!
Awaken the wedgie, let the mischief be!
*(Bridge)*
Devour worlds, smite the forsaken,
Rise up from your thousand-year-old sleep!
Break forth from your grave eternally,
With every wedgie, our power we’ll reap!
I command you to pull,
Feel the tension rise,
In the realm of the bullied,
We’ll claim our prize!
*(Chorus)*
Mastered the Krakish,
Awaken from your slumber!
Mastered the Krakish,
Unleash the chaos thunder!
Pull, pull, pull, let the fabric tear,
Wedgie warriors, we’ll lay them bare!
The wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie!
Awaken the wedgie, let the mischief be!
*(Outro)*
Mastered the Krakish,
The throne of wedgies reigns!
With every yank and every tug,
We’ll break these silly chains!
The wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie, the wedgie!
Awaken the wedgie, let the laughter free!
Pull, pull, pull, let the chaos reign,
In the name of the Krakish, we’ll never be tamed!
