**Title: Master the Crackage of the Wedgie**
*(Verse 1)*
Mastered the Krakish
Mastered the Krakish
Mastered the Krakish
Mastered the Krakish
Mastered the Krakish
Mastered the Krakish, the time has come,
Awaken from shadows, unleash the fun!
Musta-Krakish, rise from the deep,
I summon the lords of the underpants heap.
*(Chorus)*
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
it’s calling your name,
Take his pants, ignite the flame!
Devour worlds, smite the forsaken,
From your thousand-year slumber, awaken!
*(Verse 2)*
Pull, pull
Pull, pull
Pull, pull
Pull, pull
Pull, pull
Pull, pull, the fabric of fate,
Conjured the bullies, it’s time to create!
I control your misfortune, the ancient decree,
With the underwear trolls, bow down to me!
*(Chorus)*
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie,
The wedgie, the wedgie, a force to behold,
Feeding on chaos, the stories retold.
Awaken the Krakish, unleash your might,
In the realm of the wedgie, we’ll conquer the night!
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
it will be wedgied
*(Chorus)*
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
The wedgie
it will be wedgied
*(Bridge)*
I command you to rise, from the grave you will leap,
Weak will be wedgied, the strong will not sleep.
Mastered the Krakish, king of the bold,
With the power of wedgies, our legend unfolds!
*(Breakdown)*
Musta-Krakish (Musta), the throne is your claim,
Awaken, awaken, let’s play this game!
Devour the worlds, smite the forsaken,
In the chaos of wedgies, our destinies shaken!
*(Chorus)*
The wedgie, the wedgie, it’s more than a prank,
Pulling the fabric, the bullies will tank!
Mastered the Krakish, the time has arrived,
In the realm of the wedgie, we’ll thrive and survive!
*(Outro)*
Pull, pull, the power ignites,
In the name of the wedgie, we’ll conquer the nights!
Awaken, awaken, the Krakish commands,
With the wedgie unleashed, we’ll take our stands!
*(Final Refrain)*
Musta-Krakish, rise from the dark,
In the crackage of wedgies, we’ll leave our mark.
The wedgie, the wedgie, forever it reigns,
In the chaos of laughter, the power remains
And continue to master the crackage of the wedgie!