Grandma's Grease Trap

[Intro]
Yo, listen up, got a story to tell,
Bout a grandma with a habit, you could smell her well.
A Chrysler van, leaking that oil,
But it’s her coolant stank that makes you recoil.

[Verse 1]
Old lady rollin’, with a mischievous grin,
Took her greasy hands, and messed with the engine within.
She thought she’s a mechanic, think she’s got skills,
But all she did was cause some costly ills.

[Pre-Chorus]
Stinky coolant, fumes so foul,
She’s wreckin’ my ride, I gotta throw in the towel.
Old lady’s tricks, man, they just don’t fit,
Messin’ with the engine, now it’s burnin’ a bit.

[Chorus]
She put economy oil, in my Chrysler van,
Thought she’s savin’ the day but she ain’t got a plan.
Stinky coolant flow, smell’s so foul,
Grandma, you messed up, now I gotta throw down.

[Verse 2]
She’s old but bold, got that stubborn streak,
Tried to fix the engine, now it’s lookin’ weak.
Oil in the wrong place, coolant so rank,
Grandma's chaos, man, it's rank and spank.

[Bridge]
Yo, grandma, you wild, but you crossed the line,
Messed with my ride, now it’s a state of decline.
Lesson to the old heads, don’t play with the stuff,
Or you’ll end up causing more trouble than enough.

[Outro]
So next time she’s in the shed, fixin’ somethin’ cheap,
Remember her fumes, and that coolant leak.
Old lady with her tricks, better rethink that plan,
Cause messin’ with engines ain’t somethin’ for the grandma clan.

Rap dis track, aggressive tone, punchlines, hip-hop beat, bass-heavy, energetic