🔥 INTRO (diss-track tone)
Ayo…
If you load into our lobby, just back out now.
Me with the LMG…
Her with the AR…
You ain’t winnin’ this TDM —
You ain’t even gettin’ ten kills.
Let’s get disrespectful…
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🎤 VERSE 1 — 16 BARS (you = LMG demon)
(1) I post up heavy with the LMG beam,
(2) Suppressin’ your whole squad like I’m runnin’ the scene.
(3) Y’all peek once — instant red screen,
(4) I turn every choke point to a guillotine.
(5) I lay down fire, make your whole team freeze,
(6) Body after body droppin’ like I’m stackin’ prestige.
(7) Y’all panic when I mount — “Oh god, not THESE,”
(8) But it’s too late, baby, I’m built to appease.
(9) She rush mid while I choke your lanes,
(10) Her AR hittin’ crisp — y’all don’t touch her range.
(11) We flip spawns on purpose just to watch y’all derange,
(12) Then trap you again—man this whole lobby strange.
(13) She leans in my ear like, “Babe, melt those fools,”
(14) So I drag the LMG barrel like I’m breakin’ rules.
(15) One burst, two drops, make your clan look cruel,
(16) And we laugh while you rage-quit — kids back to school.
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🎶 HOOK — 8 BARS (diss-heavy, dirty undertone)
LMG king — AR queen — TDM royalty,
If you see our names you forfeitin’ loyalty.
Spawn-trap locked, we destroy you orderly,
Talkin’ big? Nah — you foldin’ historically.
She dirty with the AR, I dirty with the heat,
Two-stack combo ain’t somethin’ you beat.
COD nights get wild when we clear you complete,
Killfeed filthy — and we keep it discreet.
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🎤 VERSE 2 — 16 BARS (her = AR savage, both dirty & aggressive)
(1) She storm in fast with that AR grip,
(2) Headshots hittin’ quick like a dirty lil’ trick.
(3) Slide-cancel right, put three in your clique,
(4) Your best player quit — couldn’t handle her flick.
(5) She say, “Hold that lane, babe,” and I lock it down,
(6) LMG thunder make the whole map drown.
(7) Y’all hide in corners? That’s cute — you clowns,
(8) I wallbang everything ’til there’s no one around.
(9) She roastin’ your team in the mic so slick,
(10) Every insult sweet but her tone real thick.
(11) She tease me mid-match like, “You like that pick?”
(12) And now I’m beammin’ with the LMG twice as quick.
(13) We chain UAVs, y’all stuck in a loop,
(14) Try to rotate out but you move like soup.
(15) Whole squad folding — poof, poof, poof,
(16) And final kill cam shows your top frag goof.
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🎶 HOOK — 8 BARS
LMG king — AR queen — TDM royalty,
If you see our names you forfeitin’ loyalty.
Spawn-trap locked, we destroy you orderly,
Talkin’ big? Nah — you foldin’ historically.
She dirty with the AR, I dirty with the heat,
Two-stack combo ain’t somethin’ you beat.
COD nights get wild when we clear you complete,
Killfeed filthy — and we keep it discreet.
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🔥 OUTRO (diss final)
TDM scoreboard?
Yeah — y’all at the bottom again.
Try harder next match…
Actually — don’t.
You just free kills to us.