That’s My Caroline!

She works hard at the office (quiet quitting)

Cooks dinner for her wife (frozen food)

She moonlights at the market (stocking cans)

What a crazy life! (she’s gettin’ screwed)

Bills stacked on the counter (thanks, Obama)

She’s sobbing in the bath (mental break)

But all her crazy antics (off her meds)

Always make me laugh! (for Jesus’ sake)

That’s my Caroline!

Drinking her glass of wine

Yeah, that’s my Caroline!

She’s misery in recline

She’s broke as fuck

with a belly to boot

But I can’t help thinking she’s one cute toot!

Oh, that’s my Caroline!

That’s my Caroline!