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[Intro] Three buddies out on the links, flawed but having fun Golf balls flying wild, yeah, the game’s never done Laughs and beers flow free, yeah, buddies in the zone Welcome to the chaos, where the worst players are known [Verse 1] Colton's got the latest gear, spends a paycheck just to fix his swing Claims he's changed, but the ball still takes a strange little fling He talks a big game, with his shiny clubs shining bright But on the course, he’s just chasing that perfect shot all night [Pre-Chorus] “Your standing too close to the ball when it landed,” Jokes flying, taunts expanding, competition’s never stranded Memes on the group chat, screenshots of bad puts and tears Laughing till we’re crying, drowning in beers [Chorus] We’re the kings of the rough, the kings of the slice Hitting roof tops, doors, and the occasional nice Put your bets down, we’re betting on this mess Closest to the pin and a whole lot of stress Yeah, oh, it’s a wild golf scene Bad shots, good laughs, living the dream Slicing, chunking, drinking all night long In this crew, we play the roll of the wrong [Verse 2] Nate’s got the worst luck, tops the ball every single drive Off the tee, it’s a wonder that he even stays alive Clubs go flying, he hits the roof, doors swing open wide Every simulator’s just a crash site, nowhere to hide [Pre-Chorus] “Watch out behind you,” the jokes are flying fast In a game of strokes, we’re all just trying to last Memes of bad swings, making fun of our own pain Laughing through the frustration, drowning in our beer rain [Chorus] We’re the kings of the rough, the kings of the slice Hitting roof tops, doors, and the occasional nice Put your bets down, we’re betting on this mess Closest to the pin and a whole lot of stress Yeah, oh, it’s a wild golf scene Bad shots, good laughs, living the dream Slicing, chunking, drinking all night long In this crew, we play the roll of the wrong [Bridge] Duane’s the best of us, but even he’s prone to stray Slicing drives, chunking irons, still he’s leading the way Ground game’s solid, but the drive can go astray In our world of bad golf, we’re still here to stay [Outro] So here’s to the guys, with their clubs and their beers Living for the moments, forget about the fears Bad swings, good times, that’s our kind of fun In this golf crew, we’re always number one
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Rap song for bad golfer friends
3:04
No
3/18/2026