[Intro]
Three buddies out on the links, flawed but having fun
Golf balls flying wild, yeah, the game’s never done
Laughs and beers flow free, yeah, buddies in the zone
Welcome to the chaos, where the worst players are known
[Verse 1]
Colton's got the latest gear, spends a paycheck just to fix his swing
Claims he's changed, but the ball still takes a strange little fling
He talks a big game, with his shiny clubs shining bright
But on the course, he’s just chasing that perfect shot all night
[Pre-Chorus]
“Your standing too close to the ball when it landed,”
Jokes flying, taunts expanding, competition’s never stranded
Memes on the group chat, screenshots of bad puts and tears
Laughing till we’re crying, drowning in beers
[Chorus]
We’re the kings of the rough, the kings of the slice
Hitting roof tops, doors, and the occasional nice
Put your bets down, we’re betting on this mess
Closest to the pin and a whole lot of stress
Yeah, oh, it’s a wild golf scene
Bad shots, good laughs, living the dream
Slicing, chunking, drinking all night long
In this crew, we play the roll of the wrong
[Verse 2]
Nate’s got the worst luck, tops the ball every single drive
Off the tee, it’s a wonder that he even stays alive
Clubs go flying, he hits the roof, doors swing open wide
Every simulator’s just a crash site, nowhere to hide
[Pre-Chorus]
“Watch out behind you,” the jokes are flying fast
In a game of strokes, we’re all just trying to last
Memes of bad swings, making fun of our own pain
Laughing through the frustration, drowning in our beer rain
[Chorus]
We’re the kings of the rough, the kings of the slice
Hitting roof tops, doors, and the occasional nice
Put your bets down, we’re betting on this mess
Closest to the pin and a whole lot of stress
Yeah, oh, it’s a wild golf scene
Bad shots, good laughs, living the dream
Slicing, chunking, drinking all night long
In this crew, we play the roll of the wrong
[Bridge]
Duane’s the best of us, but even he’s prone to stray
Slicing drives, chunking irons, still he’s leading the way
Ground game’s solid, but the drive can go astray
In our world of bad golf, we’re still here to stay
[Outro]
So here’s to the guys, with their clubs and their beers
Living for the moments, forget about the fears
Bad swings, good times, that’s our kind of fun
In this golf crew, we’re always number one
FletcherCole
