Three Hacks and a Handshake

Sun up

Tee box

Beer and regret

Three carts deep in a tab we ain’t paid yet

Waggle that driver like we’re on TV

Then I send mine low and left through somebody’s trees (hey!)

We’re three hacks and a handshake

Losing balls and money all day

Slice it

Chunk it

Duck hook heartbreak

Still we’re yelling “double or nothing

Let’s play!”

We hit houses more than fairways

Out of bounds is where we stay

Three hacks and a handshake

Betting everything anyway

Nate swears this next one’s “finally dialed in”

Takes a mighty rip

Almost loses his grin

Ball screams right

Dog starts barking at the sky

Neighbor on the porch hollers

“y’all can’t even try!”

We’re three hacks and a handshake

Losing balls and money all day

Slice it

Chunk it

Duck hook heartbreak

Still we’re yelling “double or nothing

Let’s play!”

We hit houses more than fairways

Out of bounds is where we stay

Three hacks and a handshake

Betting everything anyway

Closest to the pin on a par three pond

Loser buys the next round

Winner brags beyond

We all splash out

Laughing like we planned it that way (oh yeah)

Ain’t good at this game

But we’re damn good at the hang

We’re three hacks and a handshake

Losing balls and money all day

Slice it

Chunk it

Duck hook heartbreak

Still we’re yelling “double or nothing

Let’s play!”

We hit houses more than fairways

Out of bounds is where we stay

Three hacks and a handshake

Betting everything anyway

Three hacks and a handshake

We’ll be back here Saturday