[Intro – (Megaphone FX over sirens)]
Order in the swamp!
Judge Trump presiding —
On a gator, in a robe, with a Diet Coke sliding.
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[Verse 1]
Guilty till proven dinner, that’s the rule in this court
You get sentenced on a raft, floatin’ justice like a sport
MAGA hat bailiffs in a fan boat chase
Throw you in the pit if you don’t plead with grace
Swamp jury’s drunk — six frogs and a snake
One’s vaping moonshine, the other’s half-baked
My cellmate’s a flat-earther, tatted with a duck
He said the Earth’s a plate and the moon is just luck
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[Pre-Chorus – chanted hook]
No bail, no trial, just TikTok bans
You dance in court, or lose both hands
Freedom costs a Slim Jim snack
And three gator bites to the lower back
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[Chorus – scream/chant combo]
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Swamp justice! Gator law!
One wrong word, and you’re chum, that’s raw
No appeal, no chance, no grace
Just Trump on a throne with a fly in his face
Swamp justice! Ain’t no plea
You fight in the mud for your liberty
It’s redneck Rome — deathmatch decree
Survive the night or become debris!
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[Verse 2]
Toilet wine sippin’, got a noodle for a shank
Guard’s playin’ poker with a possum in the tank
The TikTokers riot, Flat Earthers revolt
Moonshine Mafia steals the pepper vault
One dude snapped, tried to swim for the fence
Got eaten mid-sentence, now he’s past tense
Another won parole for a monster truck win
Ran over six guards while blastin’ “Born to Sin”
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[Pre-Chorus – hard whisper/growl style]
You testify on a balance beam
Over gators that hiss and scheme
No jury box — just flaming tires
And swamp gas jokes from a preacher’s choir
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[Chorus – double tempo metal drop]
🎶
Swamp justice! Gator law!
Bare-knuckle trials with a chainsaw draw
No defense, no rights, just fear
And a squirrel with a badge screamin’ in your ear
Swamp justice! Cryin’ won’t work
You better learn fast or get fed to the murk
This ain’t no jail — it’s a redneck purge
Where the judge drops bombs and the gators surge!
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[Bridge – breakdown with chicken clucks + banjo rap]
Order in the swamp — nah, we laugh at that
We got raccoons jugglin’ and a frog in a MAGA hat
Your attorney’s a goat, and the stenographer’s a pig
This courtroom’s nuts — like Marjorie on a wig!
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[Outro – Whisper to full scream]
This ain’t justice…
It’s a barbecue trial
In a Florida bayou
Where mercy’s in exile
Swamp justice, baby —
You don’t get out…
You get digested. 🐊
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