Title: Mr Tye-Lee vs The Whole Street
Intro
Title: Mr Tye-Lee Trouble
Intro
Yeah, yeah, uh
You know who it is…
Mr Tye-Lee in the mix, causing chaos again.
Verse 1
Got a mate called Tye-Lee, yeah the lad’s kinda wild,
Funny and smart but he acts like a child.
Always in the garden setting up little pranks,
Laughing in the corner while he’s filming for the ‘gram.
Phone in his hand like he’s filming a show,
Running round the road like he’s famous you know.
Neighbour’s curtains twitch when he steps outside,
“Quick shut the door — Tye-Lee’s filming again!” they cry.
Chorus
Mr Tye-Lee, menace of the block,
Talking big dreams going viral on TikTok.
Thinks he’s the next Mr Belfast online,
But the views ain’t really matching the hype this time.
Mr Tye-Lee, ego through the roof,
Posting every minute like he’s got something to prove.
King of the pranks, self-declared boss,
But the comments be like “Mate… this ain’t it, soz.”
Verse 2
Pauline rolls up in her jammies again,
Like it’s midnight fashion week at Tye-Lee’s den.
Knock knock knock — “You in mate?”
Whole street watching through the garden gate.
Tye-Lee grinning like a proper smooth talk king,
Calling her “love-a-love” like it’s his catchphrase thing.
Neighbours whispering “Here we go, round two…”
Street’s got more episodes than Netflix do.
Verse 3
Now poor Emma parks her car down the lane,
Next thing you know — eggs on it again.
She’s like “Please tell me that lad’s not near…”
But Tye-Lee’s giggling round the corner ear to ear.
Emma wiping it down thinking she’s won the war,
But detective Tye-Lee’s creeping round once more.
Spots it instantly like a hawk in the sky,
“Found it again!” — with that smug little cry.
Chorus
Mr Tye-Lee, prank king of the street,
Phone in his hand thinking TikTok’s gonna peak.
Talking big dreams like he’s heading for fame,
But round here we all know the game.
Verse 4
Now he thinks he’s Mr Belfast when he goes on live,
Talking like his videos gonna blow up overnight.
Practicing speeches for fans that ain’t there,
Even practicing angles for his “famous stare.”
Posting Harold every hour on the dot,
Harold’s face all over TikTok.
Mate you better chill with the camera spree,
Before Harold sends you an invoice fee.
Verse 5 (Savage Pauline Bit)
Pauline’s back again in the fluffy PJ drip,
Walking in the door like she basically lives there a bit.
Tye-Lee acting cool like a big time star,
But she’s just there laughing at the state of his car.
She’s like “You famous yet?” — he says “Nearly mate,”
But his TikTok fame’s still stuck at gate.
Pauline laughing so hard she can’t even breathe,
Says “The only thing viral here… is your bad Wi-Fi speed.”
Outro
Yeah the street stays loud when Tye-Lee’s about,
Pranks, eggs, cameras and a whole lotta shout.
He might not be famous, might not go far…
But he’ll still blame someone else for Emma’s car.
