Cold Coffee & Barking Blues

Oh, my coffee's cold and the dog's in a spree,

Barkin' like he’s got a PhD in rebellion!

Got cut from work, and I’m seein’ dollar signs flee,

This day’s a comedy, just wait and see!

Sipped my morning brew, it’s as icy as my fate,

Dog’s yapin’ like he’s relayin’ the USA’s state!

My wallet’s on a diet, and my bills are high,

Guess I’ll just laugh — or maybe just cry.

Oh, life’s got jokes, it’s a slapstick scene,

Throwin’ all it’s got, need a laugh, not a spleen!

Hey, I got the blues with a punchline twist,

Grillin’ my misfortunes, can’t resist!

Laugh out loud at this crazy ride,

Coffee’s cold, dog’s loud, and I’m still alive!

Thinking ‘bout my paycheck, it’s gone without a trace,

Bills stackin’ higher, I might need a big grace!

My paycheck took a hike, like it’s got a secret to hide,

Guess I’ll just dance with the chaos, stride by stride.

Here’s the punchline, life’s a funky meme,

Turnin’ all these troubles into a comedic dream!

Yeah, I got the blues with a punchline twist,

Laughing at the chaos, can’t resist!

Sippin’ my cold coffee, barking’s a hit,

Living this comedy, bit by bit!

Maybe tomorrow will bring a new tune,

Like a sunny joke under the laughin’ moon.

Until then, I’ll find my humor, and my grin,

‘Cause life’s better when you laugh at the spin!

So here’s to cold coffee and barking nights,

To busted budgets and comic delights!

Living it funny, come rain or shine,

This crazy ride’s all mine, all mine!