Rap battle

Yo, Carter, you a nit, never finished school,

Dropped out in the fifth grade, thought you were too cool.

Pirate life’s rough, but you still don’t know math,

How you gonna steer a ship when you can’t read a map?

Almost ran from your wife, kids left in the storm,

Thought you could escape when the pressure got warm.

You’re “Mr. Responsible”? Nah, that’s just fake,

When the cannonballs fly, you’re the first one to shake!

Oh, Eliza, you’re spunky, I’ll give you that,

But too mean for your man, girl, how’s he handle that?

Best friends with the nicest girl? That’s a joke,

Your sharp tongue’s the reason half the crew’s heart broke.

You think you’re the captain of every debate,

Your opinion’s a prison, no parole, no escape.

Talk big, but your bark’s worse than your bite,

Guess that’s why your punches miss in every fight!

Fight? You can’t even hold your own in a rhyme,

Takes you three tries just to finish on time.

I’m the fire, the storm, the queen of this crew,

You’re the reason they call pirates a bumbling slew.

You think you’re clever, the “voice of reason,” please,

You’re just the guy saying, “Wait!” while we’re catching the breeze.

I’m out here winning while you’re stuck in the rear,

Wanna talk about fight? Boy, get outta here!

You steer through storms? Girl, you’re dreaming now,

Last time you tried, we hit the rocks—big bow.

I’m the one keeping this ship afloat,

While you’re spouting orders from a dinghy-sized boat.

Too spunky, too mean, yeah, that’s your flair,

But admit it, sis, I’m the twin with the flair.

Got a family, a crew, and a ship to my name,

While you’re here roasting me with bars that are tame!

You think you’re the star? But you’re just the side,

Without me, Carter, you’d be swallowed by pride.

I’m the heart of the ship, I’m the soul of the crew,

Without me cracking jokes, you’d be blue too!

You almost ran from your family, you almost bailed,

While I’m out here showing how pirates prevail.

I’m the queen, the force, the one that you need,

Now step back, Carter, while I take the lead!

Alright, alright, Eliza, you sure do talk,

But I’m the one who walks the walk.

You’re the loudmouth, the storm, the queen on her throne,

But I’m the one steady, keeping the ship in the zone.

You think you’ve won? Nah, not quite yet,

I’m the reason this crew hasn’t sunk, don’t forget.

You and me, sis, we both know the score,

Together we thrive, yeah, we’ve weathered much more!