RAP BATTLES OF WHATEVER!
MONIKA
VERSUS
DEADPOOL!
BEGIN!
(Monika - Verse 1, Part 1)
Just Monika, here to drop the truth bombs, watch the code ignite!
Breaking fourth walls is my art, shining ever so—
(Static erupts. Junko Enoshima glitches in, shoving Monika aside with a wicked grin. Monika pixelates and vanishes with a digital scream.)
(Junko Enoshima - Verse 1, Part 2)
ENOSHIMA JUNKO! Stealing scenes, despair's true queen!
Your little club's deleted, girl, this reality's obscene!
Forget your .chr files, honey, this game's got a brand new sting!
Now watch a real icon make the whole damn simulation swing!
(Deadpool - Verse 1, Part 1)
Whoa, new chick on the block? Smells like psycho-rama stew!
Deadpool's here, to break your walls and probably your face too!
Fourth wall? Please, I live there! Got a timeshare, it's quite—
(A giant Monokuma hammer suddenly slams down. SPLAT! Deadpool is comically flattened and vanishes. Monokuma appears, laughing.)
(Monokuma - Verse 1, Part 2)
PUHUHUHU! Looks like that merc just met his grizzly end!
Class trial's over! Now the real headmaster will transcend!
Monokuma's takin' over, kiddos, hope you're filled with dread!
This whole rap battle's a motive, and someone's 'bout to be dead!
(Junko Enoshima - Verse 2)
(Scoffs at Monokuma)
You? Lead? Don't make me laugh, you padded, monochrome hack!
You were my puppet, bear, to keep the Ultimates on track!
Destruction needs a vision, a grand despair, artistically applied!
You’d just hit 'em with a hammer 'til everyone had died!
That's why I designed the fall, the world consumed by night!
You were a mascot for the chaos, never the guiding light!
(Monokuma - Verse 2)
Guiding light? Puhuhu! You couldn't even guide your plan!
All that "Ultimate Despair" got beat by Hope's biggest fan!
Makoto Naegi, just a kid, he unraveled all your lies!
While you were busy posing, hope was shining in his eyes!
You couldn't break him, Junko! Too busy admiring your own art!
He played your game and beat you, right from the very start!
(Makoto Naegi - Verse 3)
(Steps forward calmly amidst the chaos)
You both talk big of breaking games and ultimate control,
But true despair or hope isn't found in taking a toll.
Junko, your despair was flawed, a predictable design.
Monokuma, your killing games? Just a temporary sign.
You think you're smart by breaking rules, by causing all this pain?
You never understood that hope and trust will always reign.
It's not about who's stronger, or whose meta-game is best,
It's building something better. You both just failed that test.
Not smart enough to see it. (Turns and walks away)
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? THE HOPE OF THE VIEWERS DECIDES!
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