Roll for Damnation

Intro – Whispered / Low Choir]

(distant, echoing)

Roll the bones…

The gods are watching.

And they blink first.

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I don’t shout—I calculate

Every breath you take is a move I already made

Maps written in blood, inked in fate

I don’t chase heroes—

I set the stage

You prayed for light, I studied the dark

Learned every crack in a paladin’s heart

Your prophecy’s cute, but it’s missing a part—

It never said you were making it out

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Initiative rolled, hear the dice hit stone

Cleric’s faith shaking, wizard alone

You call it hope—I call it a flaw

Every spell has a cost

I collect them all

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Roll for damnation

Critical fate

Nat twenty lies won’t save you today

Steel meets shadow, prayer meets blade

Bow to the end of the campaign

Roll for damnation

Say my name

I’m the reason your gods don’t answer your pain

TPK written, sealed, and played

Welcome to the end of the campaign

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I’ve watched kingdoms die over minor mistakes

One failed check, now the world reshapes

You call it luck—I call it control

Probability bends when I’m holding the roll

Your tank’s bleeding out, healer’s too late

Rogue’s hiding fear behind sleight of hand fate

Wizard burned bright—now the spell slots gone

And I haven’t even stood up yet

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Saving throws…

Failing fast…

Legends break…

Bosses last…

(drop everything but drums + voice)

Tell me—

Who’s the monster now?

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Roll for damnation

Critical fate

No inspiration left to take

Death saves ticking, eyes go gray

Bow to the end of the campaign

Roll for damnation

Final round

No resurrection circles allowed

Fade to black, no victory sound

This table’s mine now—

Campaign: shut down

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I don’t need to rage, I don’t need to roar

I win with silence and one last door

You came for glory, gold, and fame

I came to teach you the rules of the game

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Pack up the minis.

Extinguish the light.

Same time next week…

If you survive.

(dice roll sound → deep bass hit)