[INTRO]
(crowd chants)
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
Polar bear in stilettos—
Grizzly on a pole!
Drop it!
Drop it!
Drop it!
GO!
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[VERSE 1]
Saw a polar bear strut through the snow,
Six-inch heels and a heart made of gold.
Ice on the lashes, frost on the fur,
Whole North Pole screaming, “WHO IS HER?!”
Grizzly bear hanging upside down,
Spinning that pole while shaking the ground.
Salmon in one paw, confidence max,
Throwing fish scales like a stack of cash.
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[PRE-CHORUS]
Everybody freeze!
Everybody stare!
What the hell is happening?
Nobody cares!
The penguins lost it,
The moose fell over,
A walrus just crowd-surfed
Across Nova Scotia!
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[DROP / CHORUS]
POLAR BEAR!
IN STILETTOS!
GRIZZLY BEAR!
ON THE POLE!
WOBBLE!
WIGGLE!
SHAKE THAT SNOW!
WHO LET THE BEARS
RUN THE SHOW?!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Bear booty bouncing to the bassline glow!
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[VERSE 2]
DJ Puffin spinning records all night,
Raccoon security starting a fight.
A beaver got banned for stealing the snacks,
A squirrel just arrived in a Cadillac.
Polar bear moonwalks across the ice,
Grizzly bear yelling, “MY MOVES TOO NICE!”
The wolves start howling,
The seals go wild,
Grandma moose starts dancing like a feral child.
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[BUILD-UP]
Three…
Two…
One…
Stiletto…
Stiletto…
Stiletto…
POLE!
POLE!
POLE!
Everybody lose your self-control!
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[MASSIVE EDM DROP]
RAH!
RAH!
RAH!
BEARS IN THE CLUB!
RAH!
RAH!
RAH!
BEARS TURN IT UP!
FUR FLYING!
ICE SHINING!
NOBODY KNOWS
WHAT THE HELL THEY’RE FINDING!
POLAR!
GRIZZLY!
POLAR!
GRIZZLY!
WHO’S GONNA STOP ’EM?!
NOT THE WILDLIFE COMMITTEE!
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[OUTRO]
As the sun came up,
Nobody knew,
If it was a dream
Or a documentary crew.
One thing’s certain,
One thing’s true—
Never trust a polar bear
In designer shoes.
(bass explodes one last time)
POLAR BEAR!
IN STILETTOS!
GRIZZLY BEAR!
ON THE POLE!
BEAR DROP!
Kore
