Maybe I would want to walk here if the birds would stop JUMPING ME
So I kidnapped the child
The worms have SINNED
I don’t wanna hear the noodles. That’s mean. Stop it
Hot potato type heal
Who mutated my Caprisun?
They're not milking the dogs
Crows are basically just rednecks
Snakes being decapitated was not on my bingo card
It’s giving frog-eater
This isn’t the dairy aisle, it’s a Pokémon team
You are not deprived of purple
Wait, I’m an orphan! I can fail English! Yay!
HE’S A HALF DEMON, THAT’S NOT A FURRY IT’S A MONSTER
No more worshipping God until spring
Kill it with fire, affectionately
Get your girlboss
I’m going to violate the ebony pencil at my table
It’s a particularly warm day today, time to make babies
Zesty insect royalty
The better dogboy husband material
If this frog makes my husband starve again, we’re going to have a problem
Parasites are like needy boyfriends
Ok but does your boyfriend purr
Adopt your English teacher today
People name their kids after board game strategies now, I guess
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP MOANING
I will not touch the males
That wasn’t gay panic, that was gay admiration
This conversation has made me want a dwarf
Reject humanity, return to cactus
We're literally the same shade of human being, shut up
Mapleshade when disabled kids exist
Yes I killed dragons, yes it was fun
FELLAS
Stares at you in French
GET VERTICAL
There will be no maidens at the function, Cali
Give me Florida, you narcissist
War crimes for the butterfly, sir
I like wikipedia-ing all over everyone
I do not want you, stinky baby
Caine for president 2024
You have a small pianissimo
I did not order a Shrimpo sandwich
The only deity I worship is Pamprin
Well now I’m dancing angrily because the soup isn’t souping fast enough
THEY PUT THE BUSH IN A MAID OUTFIT
Screw you, nature
I ain’t scissoring no Soviets
Honey I shrunk the King Julian
Egg on egg violence
YOU ARE NOT A DAISY
Wasting away again in Margaritaville- OH GOD YOU SCARED ME
TansyPants