I have a day off of work.
And it's going to be great.
I'm gonna shop, til I drop .
And you know I can't wait !
I want a steal of a deal.
Something I just can't pass by .
And when i find that find.
I'm gonna buy that buy !
I'll be speeding down the road.
With that pedal to the floor .
And all i need , yes indeed.
Is a THRIFT STORE ! !!!!
( or two , or three , or four !! )
I WANT MORE !! MORE !! MORE !! MORE MORE !! SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!
They tried to make me go to rehab !
But i said ... NO !!! NO !!! NO !!!!
Yes i've been black .
I was broke, but came back !!
And you know !! know !! know !!
That all I got is time.
For this pleasure of mine.
And if you try to make me stop.
THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE !
My addiction needs no fixin .
This habit I won't be dropping .
Cuz there ain't NO STOPPING !!!!!
When it comes to my THRIFT SHOPPING !!!!!
As i walk in that door.
I quickly grab that cart.
And then I BEAT ! BEAT ! FEET !!!!
Running like my beating heart !
But then i STOP !! In my tracks.
WHAT THE HELL IN KELLER !!!!
Cuz i spy before my eyes .
That annoying REE SELLER !!!!
Busy snapping pictures.
Get that cart out of my way !!!!
And take that pricing app.
And COME BACK ANOTHER DAY !!!!!
Well , they tried to make me go to rehab.
But i said NO !!! NO !!! NO !!
Yes i've been black .
I was broke, but came back !
And you know ! know ! know !
That all i got is time.
For this pleasure of mine.
And if you try to make me stop .
THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE !!!!
My addiction, needs no fixin.
This habit I won't be dropping.
Cuz there aint no stopping.
When it comes to MY THRIFT SHOPPING !!!!
I'm looking for something vintage.
A little Mid Century .
But that price on the sticker !
IS JUST A SHOCK TO ME !!!!!!
Who is making up these prices ?
I can't believe what i see !
Why are these prices so high ? ( ARE YOU ! )
WHEN YOU GET ALL OF THIS FOR FREE !!! ( excuse me !! )
I thought this visit was a bust .
I felt defeated and depleted.
Til i took pleasure, in a treasure .
I didnt know that i needed !!!
They tried to make me go to REHAB !
But i said NO !!! NO !!! NO !!!
Yes Ive been black.
I was broke , but came back.
And you know ! know ! know !
That all i got is time.
For this pleasure of mine.
And if you try to make me stop.
THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE !!!
My addiction, needs no fixin.
This habit I won't be dropping .
Cuz there ain't no stopping.
When it comes to my THRIFT SHOPPING !!!!!!!!
EXCUSE ME LADY ARE YOU IN LINE ?
ARE YOU STILL SHOPPING ?
IS THAT YOUR KID SWINGING ON THE RACK ?
NO !! I don't want to round up !!!
CAN I HAVE A BAG ??!
DID YOU SAY I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT ???!!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN EIGHTY DOLLARS !!!!
DO I WANT A REE SEAT ??
NO , BUT CAN I GET A DISCOUNT ?!!!!!
ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A THRIFT STORE !!
WHY IS EVERYTHING SUDDENLY SO EXPENSIVE ??
WELL ,,,,,
I MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THIS REHAB THING AFTER ALL !!!!!!
SNARF !!!! SNARF !!!
THEBTHRIFTYTOOS
