( Intro )
Isn't it nice.
Are we a pair.
Me with a frown on the ground.
You in despair.
But where are the clowns ?
Send in the clowns .
CLOWNS ! CLOWNS ! CLOWNS ! CLOWNS
CLOWNING AROUND !!!!!!!!!
CLOWNS ! CLOWNS ! CLOWNS ! WE LOVE A CLOWN !!!!! HEY !!! CLOWNING AROUND !!!!!!!
Well i heard about some people.
Feeling down and blue.
And i said to myself.
SELF !! What can you do ?
I put that white face on.
And a red rubber nose.
My skittle colored wig.
SAY ! Taste that rainbow !!!!
I'll bring joy and fun.
So don't you feel lonely.
I can be a Silly Billy.
Cuz I'm the one and only !!!
SLAP HAPPY the Clown !!
Performing for this crowd.
Watch me dance my dance.
I'll watch you laugh out loud.
With tricks and animal balloons.
I've come to your town.
To turn the frowns i see.
Upside down . YEAH !!!!!!
So come one , come all.
And clown with me for a while.
I want to set you free.
And see you smile . FOR MILES !! AND MILES !!!! AND MILES !!! AMD MILES !!!!!
I'm no killer clown from space.
I'm just clowning for you.
Do you want to be a clown.
Well you can be one too.
Pierrot, Jester, Mime.
Auguste and White face too.
Hobo . Tramp. or Harlequin.
Just to name a few .
Ringling Brothers Barnum Bailey.
Have you heard the news.
I got sunshine and fun times.
Filling up my oversized shoes .
CUZ I AM !!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAP HAPPY the clown !!!
Performing for this crowd.
Watch me dance my dance.
I'll watch you laugh out loud !
With tricks and animal balloons.
I've come to your town.
To turn the frowns i see.
Upside down. YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!
So come one , come all.
And clown with me for a while.
I want to set you free.
And see you smile ! FOR MILES !! AND MILES !!!!!!AND MILES !!!! AND MILES !!!
Laughter is free.
I've got nothing to sell.
I got jokes for you folks.
A squirting rose in my lapel.
With the stress and duress.
In a world so frightful.
Who in this world doesn't find .
CLOWNS SO DEEELIGHTFUL !!!!!!!!!
I'll hit that funny bone.
Give you your moneys worth.
I put the magic in their eyes.
With the GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH !!!!!!!!
GO !!!!! HAPPY GO !!!!!!
I'm SLAP HAPPY the clown !!
Performing for this crowd.
Watch me dance my dance.
I'll watch you laugh out loud.
With tricks and animal balloons.
I've come to your town.
To turn the frowns i see.
Upside down . YEAH !!!!!!!!!!
So come one , come all.
And clown with me for a while.
I want to set you free.
And see you smile ! FOR MILES !!!!!!! AND MILES !!!!AND MILES !!!! AND MILES !!!!!
JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE AND BE FREE !!! AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HAPPY , THEN IT'S A CLOWN THAT YOU'LL WANT TO BE !!!!! FROM PAPPY SLAP HAPPY !!!!