Verse 1
Yo, they call me AAron, the king with the wrench,
Rolling up to your crib, clearing pipes in a pinch.
Drip, drip, I hear the leaks and the clogs,
I"m the handyman legend, bringing order to the chaos.
Snake in my hand, no, it ain’t for the grass,
It’s for tearing up the grime, put your pipes on blast.
From the faucet to the sewer, I’m the pipework czar,
A plumber so fly, I leave the job with five stars.
Chorus
I"m the pipe fixer, clog killer, flow restarter,
Badass plumber turning sludge into water.
I don’t back down when the drains start to pout,
Call me AAron, I’m here to get the clogs out.
Verse 2
Knock, knock, who’s there? It’s the MVP,
With a toolkit in my hand, ain"t no stoppin’ me.
I dive deep in the mess, yo, waist in the muck,
Got the drain game on lock, call it pure plumber luck.
The toilet"s overflowin’, don’t sweat, I’m the boss,
Clearin" out your system like a lyrical floss.
No stink too strong, no blockage too tough,
With these golden hands, I’m about to clean it up.
Chorus
I"m the pipe fixer, clog killer, flow restarter,
Badass plumber turning sludge into water.
I don’t back down when the drains start to pout,
Call me AAron, I’m here to get the clogs out.
Bridge
Rollin’ through the streets, got my van on deck,
Pipes so clean, they’ll shine like a check.
Farmington’s finest, yeah, I’m the guy,
If your pipes got beef, I’m here to reply.
Clog after clog, I’m the drain game champ,
Leaving pipes smoother than a rapper’s best jam.
Outro
So next time you’re stuck, and the water won’t flow,
Don’t stress, call AAron, "cause I run this show.
From the sink to the sewer, I’m the legend about,
I’m the badass plumber here to get the clogs out.