Dick Brain

Bad Case of Dick Brain"

You think you’re ready for my best,

But let me warn you, it’s a test.

If I bring my A-game, there’s no escape,

Your mind’s gonna bend, your thoughts re-shape.

You’ll be dreamin’ all day, can’t think straight,

Caught in a spell you can’t debate.

This isn’t love, it’s a whole new strain,

Baby, you’re about to catch Dick Brain.

It’s a bad case, no remedy,

Once I hit, you’ll never be free.

Your heart’s confused, your mind’s in chains,

Oh girl, you’ve got Dick Brain.

It’s not my fault, I’m just built this way,

Drive you crazy, make your thoughts go astray.

Every move, every word I say,

Will keep you guessing ‘til the break of day.

You’ll be texting me twice, maybe even thrice,

Losing your cool, rolling the dice.

But let’s be real, there’s no refrain,

You’ve already caught Dick Brain.

It’s a bad case, no remedy,

Once I hit, you’ll never be free.

Your heart’s confused, your mind’s in chains,

Oh girl, you’ve got Dick Brain.

Side effects include obsession and desire,

Your heart’s on fire, but there’s no higher.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but don’t complain,

It’s all part of the Dick Brain campaign.

It’s a bad case, no remedy,

Once I hit, you’ll never be free.

Your heart’s confused, your mind’s in chains,

Oh girl, you’ve got Dick Brain.

So if you want my A-game, be aware,

It’s a wild ride, but baby, I care.

Just one taste, and it’s all the same,

You’ll forever have a case of Dick Brain.