[Verse 1]
You ask me what I want for lunch
I stare at you like I lost my punch
You ask me if I locked the door
I hit you with the line you know
You ask me where the keys went missing
I answer like I’m barely listening
You ask me why I’m acting wild
Baby, I go full stupid child
[Pre-Chorus]
I mean to say something normal
Then my brain goes off the rail
You say, "Babe, just answer clearly"
I grin and let the same one bail
[Chorus]
Can I put it in your butt?
Can I put it in your butt?
That’s the way I ruin the moment
That’s the way I make you shut
Can I put it in your butt?
Can I put it in your butt?
You just wanted one straight answer
Now you’re blinking, stuck in mud
[Verse 2]
You ask me if I like your hair
I say it like a foul curveball in the air
You ask me if this shirt looks nice
I take one look and roll that dice
You say we need to talk tonight
I say it like I’ve lost the fight
You’re half mad and half alive
'Cause somehow I never just survive
[Pre-Chorus]
I swear I’m trying to behave
But the joke keeps winning in my throat
You cross your arms and raise an eyebrow
I still go sailing off the boat
[Chorus]
Can I put it in your butt?
Can I put it in your butt?
That’s the way I ruin the moment
That’s the way I make you shut
Can I put it in your butt?
Can I put it in your butt?
You just wanted one straight answer
Now you’re blinking, stuck in mud
[Bridge]
One day I’ll grow up, maybe
Use the words I meant to say
But your face says I’m a menace
And I wear that title every day
[Final Chorus]
Can I put it in your butt?
Can I put it in your butt?
That’s the way I ruin the moment
That’s the way I make you shut
Can I put it in your butt?
Can I put it in your butt?
You roll your eyes, I start laughing
Baby, that’s just how we cut