Kurt’s Baby Oil Nights (Diddy Party Extended Edition – Jamaican Paul Mix)
Genre: R&B Comedy Ballad
Theme: Kurt’s wild adventures at Diddy’s parties, told through the eyes of a stunned, greased-up crew.
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[Intro – Joe (spoken)]
Man said he had a quote…
Came back with gold sandals, a tan,
and enough baby oil to drown a dolphin.
Kurt been livin’ double, bro.
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[Verse 1 – Dillon (sung)]
He told dispatch, “Gotta run a few quotes,”
But he was out in LA, floatin’ yachts in silk coats.
Saw the footage—Kurt straight up gleamin’,
Rubbin’ oil on a statue, said “Manifest meanin’.”
Backflipped into a bubble bath wave,
Told the DJ, “I don’t work—I behave.”
Booty poppin’ while the lobsters steamed,
Lookin’ like a massage ad inside a dream.
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[Hook – All (harmonized)]
Kurt’s baby oil nights…
Oiled up smooth under LED lights.
Said he was networkin’, came back divine,
Lookin’ like a greased-up Calvin Klein.
Yeah, Kurt’s baby oil nights…
Drippin’ confidence and lime delight.
That’s not sweat, that’s a slick disguise—
For a man who lives in his coconut highs.
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[Verse 2 – Brandon (sung)]
Party had walls made of LED flames,
Diddy in robes just callin’ out names.
Kurt was there—shirtless, wild—
Sippin’ oil out a flask with a crooked smile.
Danced with a mime in a crystal cage,
Wrote a quote on a model’s ribcage.
Said “Baby oil’s cheaper than therapy,”
Then dove into a tub yellin’ “Set me free!”
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[Verse 3 – Paul (Jamaican style)]
Mi seh—Kurt buss out like a slip ‘n slide,
Shiny like plantain skin outside.
Him oiled up from him chest to foot,
Slidin’ ‘cross floor like a fish dem cook.
Yuh ever see a man rub oil ’pon grape?
Kurt did dat… den mash up di drape.
Belly button glowin’, bare foot pon tile,
Mi seh, “Bossman, yuh lifestyle wild.”
He buss champagne in a circle whirl,
Den start twerk on a coconut girl.
Mi jus’ watch from di shadow in fright—
One more drop a oil, we losin’ flight.
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[Hook – All (group)]
Kurt’s baby oil nights…
He ain’t just smooth—he redefine slick.
Movin’ like a vibe with a satin soul,
Slid across carpet like a Super Bowl.
Kurt’s baby oil nights…
Come back to work in glitter tights.
Still smell like passion fruit and pride—
You ain’t seen Kurt ‘til you seen this side.
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[Outro – Joe (spoken, dramatic)]
He said he was just networking…
But he came back glistening, breathin’ heavy,
and askin’ if we had “backup oil” for the walkthrough.
This ain’t HR-safe.
This is Kurt’s world now.
KennyT69
