It's the night before Christmas
and Bones is chasing her tail
billy goat is barking
just like he wants to kennel up in jail
oh Binks is sneaking around the house up and down the stairs
Mira Masa is about to leave
her weekly spot
to go cough up some hairs
drakken is behaving
according to Mama's
situational awareness levels
but as soon as we're
not paying attention
he'll adjust and modify his demeanor
in a manner which causes him to appear to be a scary devil
oh happy second Halloween of the Year Emily is dressed like a witch
she's excited that Mama
brought home some beer
and wants Daddy to open it
that spicy!
better eat some snow from the porch oops
Mama's got a frog in her pocket
we all felt the explosion of force !
well it scared bones so much
that he jumped right off of his feet
and the neighbors thought
that there was an earthquake
we got a phone call
from Stacy across the street
we told her not to be alarmed
for Mama just ate too many treats
she said thank God
no harm done
but next time keep it under the sheets!
as if she could contain it!
just wait until you hear her burp!
or talk in her sleep
in a satanic language
reminder Mama... words hurt!
It's the night before Christmas!
and Bones is still chasing her tail
billy goat is always barking
just like he wants to kennel up in jail
old man Binks is sneaking around the house up and down the stairs
Mira Masa is about to leave
her weekly spot
to go cough up some hairs
drakken is behaving
according to Mama's
situational awareness levels
but as soon as we're
not paying attention
he'll adjust and modify his demeanor
in a manner which causes him to appear to be a scary devil
oh happy second Halloween of the Year Emily is dressed like a witch
she's excited that Mama
brought home some beer
and wants Daddy to open it
that spicy!
better eat some snow from the porch oops
Mama's got a frog in her pocket
we all felt the explosion of force !
well it scared bones so much
that he jumped right off of his feet
and the neighbors thought
that there was an earthquake
we got a phone call
from Stacy across the street
we told her not to be alarmed
for Mama just ate too many treats
she said thank God
no harm done
but next time keep it under the sheets!
as if she could contain it!
just wait until you hear her burp!
or talk in her sleep
in a satanic language
reminder Mama... words hurt!
Hashtag where was jim at?
When the huricane came
Straight out of Elizabeth's ass!
