I've grown weary of your wardrobe telling myself not to worry about it
cat walk at the award show
cameras flashing
on the scandalous outfit
tabloid journalists
with degrees in Photoshop
avoid Common Sense
the truth isn't commonplace
it's the shortest distance
between two points
but it's still the longest walk
the diameter of Demeter
take her like Diana's measurements taste her strawberry kiwi
juice box, C4 aluminum pouch
for the fixed horse race win.
prize heirloom radish Garden
bad habits in the tool shed
mark it on the calendar, darling
7 months sober... you win!
set up the pins
let's go bowling again
it's double or nothing
to wear to the Lord's gym!
oh my Goddess!
not again!
God damn, you're good !
I acknowledge your skin in the game...
her long legs spread open
like the Farmer's Almanac centerfold popular mechanic pin-up girl
Better Homes and Gardens
for Desperate Housewives
roll call the competitors
paid programming award show
how low would you be willing
to go for the gold?
is it worth the risk to make a killing? make your fortune grow?
oh yes! that's a no no !
that's a green light on your stop sign! that's going the wrong way backwards
and then fast forwarding
the whole time!
that's a life hack in the cliff notes don't go away we'll be right back !
after this message from the rich folks offering free tips
on proper coattail grips
you either got it or you don't
it's genetic
it's an athletic workout
on the wallets and pocketbooks
of parents who won't resist!
balancing checkbooks
on the tip of my nose blindfolded
pivot hop
on the center of the tightrope!
catch the next flying trapeze
flip the trampoline over !
bulletproof wallets
can't conceal and carry fake IDs purchase fully automatic Hardware feed the ammunition
like pigeons in the park
don't heed the admonition!
keep hands and feet in the car!
these are Troubled Waters!
the natural ecosystem
of daddy pool shark!
pop pop pop!!
In Rapid succession
like boiling bubbles
or Carnival balloons
from throwing darts!
first prize winner
grown-ups hit the bullseye mark
their kids pick the treasure
squishmellow plushie
full size carp!
Yes ive grown weary
of your disrobed garb
Lets get you dressed up
Like a headless Barbie doll,
Baaaaaby!
I've grown weary of your wardrobe telling myself not to worry about it
cat walk at the award show
cameras flashing
on the scandalous outfit
tabloid journalists
with degrees in Photoshop
avoid Common Sense
the truth isn't commonplace
it's the shortest distance
between two points
but it's still the longest walk
the diameter of Demeter
take her like Diana's measurements taste her strawberry kiwi
juice box, C4 aluminum pouch
for the fixed horse race win.
prize heirloom radish Garden
bad habits in the tool shed
mark it on the calendar, darling
7 months sober... you win!
set up the pins
let's go bowling again
it's double or nothing
to wear to the Lord's gym!
oh my
