Jingle jangle
Blue Glass in Leather Pouch
the scent of rain on slabs
of Lemurian Aqua Teen calcite
this is no ordinary Rock
no not some Plain Jane ground score grown under artificial laboratory light this crop was seeded
with Lemurian Quartz
hydroponically germinated in secret under strict specifications
of pressure and force
on Earth by 17 midwives
in full Harvest Moonlight
carefully extracted
from its radioactive nest
with a telekinetic musical knife
a delicate surgical sorcery
to keep the tune frequency just right
all communication done internally before finally introducing the specimen to a most beautiful night
bathed at once
in the joyous tears
of those attending nuns
and it's glow grew blinding
to all but the chosen one
(Drum solo)
you didn't believe in magic wands
until your primary doctor recommended topaz coblation therapy in outpatient sessions lasting 45 minutes miraculously you can walk again
all because of this microscopic interaction
between the point of a crystal
and radio frequency waves
magnetically attracted
the effects of its manipulation
resulting in body Meridian realignment your permeated with a recharging stimulation
which focuses energy
to a healing refinement
now soothed and empowered
you may embrace your full potential your fears have been smoothed over
like a hazardous sidewalk
that's been brought to the attention
of lawsuits in federal court
you'll keep a laminated copy
of the medical report
hanging by the fireplace in your study
to be plainly observed
by your skeptical cohorts
Jingle jangle
Blue Glass in Leather Pouch
the scent of rain on slabs
of Lemurian Aqua Teen calcite
this is no ordinary Rock
no not some Plain Jane ground score grown under artificial laboratory light this crop was seeded
with Lemurian Quartz
hydroponically germinated in secret under strict specifications
of pressure and force
on Earth by 17 midwives
in full Harvest Moonlight
carefully extracted
from its radioactive nest
with a telekinetic musical knife
a delicate surgical sorcery
to keep the tune frequency just right
all communication done internally before finally introducing the specimen to a most beautiful night
bathed at once
in the joyous tears
of those attending nuns
and it's glow grew blinding
to all but the chosen one
(Drum solo)
you didn't believe in magic wands
until your primary doctor recommended topaz coblation therapy in outpatient sessions lasting 45 minutes miraculously you can walk again
all because of this microscopic interaction
between the point of a crystal
and radio frequency waves
magnetically attracted
the effects of its manipulation
resulting in body Meridian realignment
you're permeated with a recharging stimulation
which focuses energy
to a healing refinement
