“POSSUM IN THE TRUNK”
[INTRO – SPOKEN, DEEP VOICE]
Yeah…
Turn that bass up till the damn trailer starts levitatin'.
If the neighbors ain't concerned, it ain't loud enough.
Ain't nobody sleepin' tonight.
Dale already knows.
[BEAT DROPS]
[HOOK]
🎵 BOOM BOOM — possum in the trunk!
Bass so damn hard make the transmission jump!
Mud on the tires, moonshine in my cup,
Sheriff said, “Pull over!” — I said, “GOOD LUCK!”
BOOM BOOM — rattlin' every tooth,
Grandma in the back yellin', “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TRUTH?!”
Got a six-foot speaker in a two-foot shed,
If the bass don't kill me, my decisions will instead! 🎵
[VERSE 1]
I woke up Tuesday underneath my truck,
Don't know how I got there but I reckon that's luck.
Boot full of water, beard full of leaves,
Neighbor said, “Boy, why's your lawnmower in the trees?”
I said, “Mind your business, Dale, that's classified,”
Then I hit the gas and the damn hood flied—
Not flew. FLIED.
That's how we talk when the engine's fried.
Got a raccoon ridin' shotgun, mean little bastard,
Stole my beef jerky then stared at me faster.
I said, “You pay rent?” He said absolutely not—
So I put his ass to work runnin' the Bluetooth box!
Got one bald tire and a windshield held with tape,
GPS says “turn left,” but I'm already at the lake.
Mama called my phone, said, “Boy, where you been?”
I said, “Somewhere between trouble and county road ten.”
[BUILD-UP]
One… two…
Everybody duck when the subwoofer moves…
Three… four…
Why the hell is my trailer on the neighbor's porch?
[BASS DROP]
[HOOK]
🎵 BOOM BOOM — possum in the trunk!
Bass so damn hard make the transmission jump!
Mud on the tires, moonshine in my cup,
Sheriff said, “Pull over!” — I said, “GOOD LUCK!”
BOOM BOOM — chickens lost control,
Bassline shook three sins outta somebody's soul!
Truck leaned sideways, trailer came unhitched—
I ain't sayin' I'm responsible, but that ditch got bitched! 🎵
[VERSE 2 – FASTER, DARKER]
Black smoke rollin' like the devil got tires,
Pulled into Walmart, somehow started three fires—
FIGURATIVELY.
Probably.
Got camouflage pants and a questionable plan,
Twenty-two dollars and a half-eaten Spam.
Mama said, “Son, you're headed straight to hell,”
I said, “Yeah, but my sound system sounds good as well.”
Pulled up to the graveyard at quarter past three,
Bass shook a skeleton clean outta a tree.
He said, “TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, I'm dead, not deaf!”
I said, “Sorry, boss,” then he asked for the next—
[DROP]
BOOM.
He started two-steppin' with his own damn death certificate.
[BRIDGE – OMINOUS SPOKEN]
Somewhere in the darkness…
A deputy hears the bass.
A possum screams.
A transmission slips.
A chicken flies through somebody's windshield.
And Dale…
Dale locks his damn doors.
[FINAL HOOK – HUGE]
🎵 BOOM BOOM — POSSUM IN THE TRUNK!
WHOLE DAMN COUNTY KNOWS WHEN I'M COMIN' UP!
No tags, no plans, no sense, no brakes—
Just bass, bad choices, and Little Debbie cakes!